Houston, TX – A team executive held a press conference recently, acknowledging how long their NFL season had already been over. “Look”, said the team rep. “We put our fans through a whole lot this year. Hell, nobody enjoyed watchin’ us unless…
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - Jenny Jo Viper, a reporter with Sports Buzz has just broken the story that the NFL's bottom-dweller, the Houston Texans are moving to San Antonio. Texans owner Janice McNair, who is 86½, informed Sports Buzz that the te…
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba, has just informed the sports world that Texans owner Bob McNair, has just made Brady an offer that many say will be pretty damn hard to refuse. The owner, president, and…
HOUSTON – One of the greatest players to ever put on the Texans uniform has balked at wearing the new mandated C-19 Protective Helmet Face Shield. J.J. Witt, who owns several Witt’s End Beer Bars, said that he hates the new helmets, because he is…
Houston, Texas- It is the news that they didn't want to get out but it has and head coach Bill O'Brien is not impressed. "I don't know how you found out but I am not impressed," he hollered over the phone from his office. Butterbean was seen a...
HOUSTON - The New England Patriots came from behind to beat the Houston Texans 34-31. And although it goes down as a "W" for the Pats, quarterback Tom Brady showed that he better stick to football and leave the point spread to the experts in Las V...
FOXBORO, Massachusetts - New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is feeling a bit cocky as he has just predicted that his team will beat the Houston Texans in Houston by 32 points. Brady still celebrating their 34-31 victory over Peyton Manning...
HOUSTON - The mighty Chiefs from Kansas City are now 7-0 and have the only unbeaten record in the entire NFL as they edged past the Houston Texans 17-16. Both defensive units played a great game and one Texan defensive lineman said that he had nev...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says he likes nothing better than going out on a limb as he gave his predictions as to which two NFL teams he thinks will be participating in next year's Super Bowl XLVIII. The president spoke with Zorro La Bamba...
Defensive Coordinator of the Houston Texans Wade Phillips has left a bigger mess than Boston Bruin slob emeritus Tyler Seguin. Bum's son claimed in an ESPN interview that Wes Welker was no athlete, and a bit of a shrimp to boot. Apparently catc...
HOUSTON - The National Football League could end up fining and even suspending Tennessee Titans cornerback Cortland Finnegan and Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson for their fourth quarter brawl during Houston's 20-0 victory. Referee Sung...
MINNEAPOLIS - Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Lorenzo Favre (pronounced Farve) has agreed to enter into an anger management program. The program called 'Getting Pissed Off Can Be A Real Pisser' meets once a week on Sunday afternoons at a downt...
HOUSTON - Texas Rangers Rufus Cutshaw and Dusty Youngwood took Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre into custody immediately following the Vikings 17 to 10 victory over the Houston Texans on Monday Night Football. Cutshaw said that a complain...
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