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Funny story: Rules of the 118th Congress, As Written By the QAnon Shaman

Rules of the 118th Congress, As Written By the QAnon Shaman

Be it resolved that I, the QAnon Shaman who stormed the United States Capitol, while carrying a spear and wearing horns, hereby decree the rules of the House of Representatives from my prison cell: 1. Shouting into a bullhorn will henceforth repla…

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Funny story: Bride Rejects Groom 15 Times At Altar

Bride Rejects Groom 15 Times At Altar

If a bride says, I do not, 15 times at the altar, and finally, at number 16 says, I do, should the groom rejoice at finally capturing his prize? Hmmm. That particular union doesn’t appear to be set in stone. Potato salad, maybe. However, the…

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Funny story: Rumble in Da Jungle House of Reps

Rumble in Da Jungle House of Reps

Welcome to Madison Square Garden and the World Wrestling Federation’s No-Holds-Barred, Cage Match, Hammer-Slammer – oops, no wait, sorry … Welcome to ring side here on the floor of the House of Representatives! And it’s a solid and hilarious fa…

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Funny story: Speaker Presumptive McCarthy Kisses his Way to Speakership of the U.S. House

Speaker Presumptive McCarthy Kisses his Way to Speakership of the U.S. House

After kissing Trump's Derriere repeatedly (symbolically) - to get his Endorsement - McCarthy recently faced a rebellion from newly elected Ultraconservative Trump Head Republicans. To get elected Speaker of the House of Representatives he 'Manned…

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Funny story: McCarthy Elected House Weaker

McCarthy Elected House Weaker

After fifteen rounds, Kevin McCarthy was elected House Speaker. And he couldn’t be more elated. “McCarthyism is back,” he yelled to Republican supporters in the House. “In deference to the late Barbara Walters, let’s face it, she’d say I’m House W…

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Funny story: House of Representatives building shuts down as people trying to enter and people trying to leave refuse to give way to each other

House of Representatives building shuts down as people trying to enter and people trying to leave refuse to give way to each other

The US government is about to shut down over a people-flow problem, as approximately equal numbers of folk are trying to enter and leave the building at the same time. Although the building has designated entry and exit doors, the signs have come off…

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Funny story: Only Five Brave Republican House Members Are Needed To Vote In A Democratic Speaker

Only Five Brave Republican House Members Are Needed To Vote In A Democratic Speaker

Disgusted with the neo-Nazi Republican party? All it takes is five Republican House members to vote for a Democratic Speaker of the House. Did you know that? Kevin McCarthy is giving away pots and pans and sets of dishes making all kinds of deals,…

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Funny story: A Bad Check Got George Floyd Murdered, But Overturning An Election Is Okay?

A Bad Check Got George Floyd Murdered, But Overturning An Election Is Okay?

And you know he’s dumb as a rock. Come on. He doesn’t even know the lyrics of the Star Spangled Banner. Stumbled in front of the Queen, jaw hanging open, admiring the bright color uniforms of the Honor Guard. Clueless of proper etiquette. But tha…

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Funny story: News Of The Future – Trump's Second Impeachment

News Of The Future – Trump's Second Impeachment

For the second time in the long tenure of his so-called presidency, President Trump has been called into question via an impeachment process. The difference this time, however, is that the impeachment has been put into play by a force outside the leg...

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Nasty Pelosi Didn't Turn Over Articles of Impeachment for Senate Trial

Top 10 Reasons Nasty Pelosi Didn't Turn Over Articles of Impeachment for Senate Trial

Washington D.C. - This week, Democrats fulfilled their over-three-year-long dream by passing two articles of Impeachment against President Trump. A journey proclaimed the day he was inaugurated, and even voted on by the House of Representatives three...

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Funny story: Plastic surgery balks impeachment

Plastic surgery balks impeachment

Impeachment hearings involving claims that Donald Trump asked Ukraine President, Wolodymyr Selenskyj, to have Joe Biden's son, Hunter, investigated in return for favors from the US including weapons, have been thwarted by organic polymers of high mol...

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Funny story: Ocasio-Cortez Is Thinking (Out Loud) Again

Ocasio-Cortez Is Thinking (Out Loud) Again

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is still considered a freshman in the House of Representatives but talks like a seasoned veteran in the arena of national politics. Believing that our system is totally flawed, she proposes revolutionary ideas almo...

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Funny story: U.S. House of Representatives and the Cabinet Contemplate Declaring Trump Incompetent Via the 25th Amendment

U.S. House of Representatives and the Cabinet Contemplate Declaring Trump Incompetent Via the 25th Amendment

Washington, D.C. As the House and the Cabinet discuss whether to use the 25th Amendment to force Trump to step down, Sen. Chuck Schumer was heard to say, "If Trump isn't crazy enough to use the 25th Amendment to get rid of him, then WHO IS?" "The...

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Funny story: US Mid-Term Elections: Trump Hails "Biggest Win Ever, Massivest Win Ever"

US Mid-Term Elections: Trump Hails "Biggest Win Ever, Massivest Win Ever"

So-called US President Donald J Trump has claimed that it was all down to him that Republican candidates had made a clean sweep in winning all senate, house and governor elections. In an early morning tweet Mr Trump claimed credit for his campaign...

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Funny story: Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Washington, DC - A young lamb wearing blue just showed up from a deeply red district in Pennsylvania, and President Donald Trump is running scared. He called the lamb a "sham" but the name would not stick. He said he was better looking than the lam...

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Funny story: Trump Calls for Impeaching the Freedom Caucus

Trump Calls for Impeaching the Freedom Caucus

Washington, DC President Trump today announced that the Freedom Caucus must be impeached, or arrested, for disloyalty. He has also threatened to call out the National Guard if the House of Representatives doesn't IMMEDIATELY start impeachment proceed...

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Funny story: Senator declares "I'm not a scientist" one too many times

Senator declares "I'm not a scientist" one too many times

Senator Marco Rubio, known for his lack of scientific training, was quoted as using the disclaimer for what might end up being one too many times. Rubio has been quoted as using "I am not a scientist" in response to the following questions: "...

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