Be it resolved that I, the QAnon Shaman who stormed the United States Capitol, while carrying a spear and wearing horns, hereby decree the rules of the House of Representatives from my prison cell: 1. Shouting into a bullhorn will henceforth repla…
If a bride says, I do not, 15 times at the altar, and finally, at number 16 says, I do, should the groom rejoice at finally capturing his prize? Hmmm. That particular union doesn’t appear to be set in stone. Potato salad, maybe. However, the…
Welcome to Madison Square Garden and the World Wrestling Federation’s No-Holds-Barred, Cage Match, Hammer-Slammer – oops, no wait, sorry … Welcome to ring side here on the floor of the House of Representatives! And it’s a solid and hilarious fa…
After kissing Trump's Derriere repeatedly (symbolically) - to get his Endorsement - McCarthy recently faced a rebellion from newly elected Ultraconservative Trump Head Republicans. To get elected Speaker of the House of Representatives he 'Manned…
After fifteen rounds, Kevin McCarthy was elected House Speaker. And he couldn’t be more elated. “McCarthyism is back,” he yelled to Republican supporters in the House. “In deference to the late Barbara Walters, let’s face it, she’d say I’m House W…
The US government is about to shut down over a people-flow problem, as approximately equal numbers of folk are trying to enter and leave the building at the same time. Although the building has designated entry and exit doors, the signs have come off…
Disgusted with the neo-Nazi Republican party? All it takes is five Republican House members to vote for a Democratic Speaker of the House. Did you know that? Kevin McCarthy is giving away pots and pans and sets of dishes making all kinds of deals,…
And you know he’s dumb as a rock. Come on. He doesn’t even know the lyrics of the Star Spangled Banner. Stumbled in front of the Queen, jaw hanging open, admiring the bright color uniforms of the Honor Guard. Clueless of proper etiquette. But tha…
For the second time in the long tenure of his so-called presidency, President Trump has been called into question via an impeachment process. The difference this time, however, is that the impeachment has been put into play by a force outside the leg...
Washington D.C. - This week, Democrats fulfilled their over-three-year-long dream by passing two articles of Impeachment against President Trump. A journey proclaimed the day he was inaugurated, and even voted on by the House of Representatives three...
Impeachment hearings involving claims that Donald Trump asked Ukraine President, Wolodymyr Selenskyj, to have Joe Biden's son, Hunter, investigated in return for favors from the US including weapons, have been thwarted by organic polymers of high mol...
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is still considered a freshman in the House of Representatives but talks like a seasoned veteran in the arena of national politics. Believing that our system is totally flawed, she proposes revolutionary ideas almo...
Washington, D.C. As the House and the Cabinet discuss whether to use the 25th Amendment to force Trump to step down, Sen. Chuck Schumer was heard to say, "If Trump isn't crazy enough to use the 25th Amendment to get rid of him, then WHO IS?" "The...
So-called US President Donald J Trump has claimed that it was all down to him that Republican candidates had made a clean sweep in winning all senate, house and governor elections. In an early morning tweet Mr Trump claimed credit for his campaign...
Washington, DC - A young lamb wearing blue just showed up from a deeply red district in Pennsylvania, and President Donald Trump is running scared. He called the lamb a "sham" but the name would not stick. He said he was better looking than the lam...
Washington, DC President Trump today announced that the Freedom Caucus must be impeached, or arrested, for disloyalty. He has also threatened to call out the National Guard if the House of Representatives doesn't IMMEDIATELY start impeachment proceed...
Senator Marco Rubio, known for his lack of scientific training, was quoted as using the disclaimer for what might end up being one too many times. Rubio has been quoted as using "I am not a scientist" in response to the following questions: "...
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