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Funny story: Due To Trump's Success With His Taco Food Truck, He Now Has a Hot Dogs Food Truck

Due To Trump's Success With His Taco Food Truck, He Now Has a Hot Dogs Food Truck

THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - Donald Trump says that he is extremely proud of himself, as his Taco Food Truck (in Brooklyn) has been an overwhelming success. Trump told a reporter for The New York Sun Observer, that his Taco Truck is avera…

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Funny story: Super Bowl Hot Dog Vendors Predict They’ll Sell Over 3 million Hot Dogs At Super Bowl LV1 (56)

Super Bowl Hot Dog Vendors Predict They’ll Sell Over 3 million Hot Dogs At Super Bowl LV1 (56)

INGLEWOD, California – (Sports Satire) – The Happy Hot Dogs Company, which will be providing all of the hot dogs to this year’s Super Bowl 56, has stated that they will break their Super Bowl hot dog selling record once again. The football class…

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Funny story: Joey Chestnut, America’s Favorite Glutton, Wins Again

Joey Chestnut, America’s Favorite Glutton, Wins Again

Joey Chestnut, who repeated his winning ways in this year’s edition of Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, accomplished the nearly miraculous and unbelievably revolting act of eating 76 full sized hotdogs and buns in roughly 10 minutes. It was a…

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Funny story: Round the world dog swimmer loses its way!

Round the world dog swimmer loses its way!

After setting off from San Francisco, a round the world dog swimmer, heading towards Japan, got swept off its course and was knackered after fighting off great whites, Portuguese-man-of war jelly fish (what the F are they doing in the Pacific??) and,...

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Funny story: New York Hot Dog Salesman Attacks Man On The Street

New York Hot Dog Salesman Attacks Man On The Street

According to a police report, a hot dog street vendor attacked a man on the street without warning but the hot dog salesman has a different story. My date and I were walking hand-in-hand down the street when we saw the hot dog guy across the stree...

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Funny story: Dog with dual pipe assemblage being studied closely at the Clinton residence

Dog with dual pipe assemblage being studied closely at the Clinton residence

A canine that fits the now famous jibe directed at President Obama from Mr. Clinton has finally been discovered. Recent news indicates Mr. Clinton made the remark about Mr. Obama during last year's election campaign. Romney's fortunes were fallin...

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Funny story: New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg's Latest Food Restriction Is Un-American

New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg's Latest Food Restriction Is Un-American

NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bloomberg has just announced that he is now turning his attention to the all-American food item known as the hot dog. The mayor of the world's largest city is still reeling from having his Big Gulp directive overturned by a N...

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Funny story: John Madden Delivers Delirious Half-time Speech To Hot Dog Vendor

John Madden Delivers Delirious Half-time Speech To Hot Dog Vendor

As the first half of Super Bowl 43 came to a close with the Green Bay Packers leading 21-10, former head coach and beloved NFL color commentator John Madden knew it was time. Despite having no idea what time is was, or for that matter how he had g...

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Funny story: Two Reasons Why The Brooklyn Nets Fired Coach Avery Johnson

Two Reasons Why The Brooklyn Nets Fired Coach Avery Johnson

BROOKLYN - Avery Johnson, who was in the third year of a $12 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets, has been told to hit the road. The coach who got the nickname of the Little General when he played point guard with the San Antonio Spurs first l...

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Funny story: Detroit Tigers Land Prince Fielder, Hot Dog Vendors Thrilled

Detroit Tigers Land Prince Fielder, Hot Dog Vendors Thrilled

The big boy is on his way to Detroit, thanks to a multi year contract worth well over $200 million. Fans and several snack food vendors appear to be thrilled at the opportunity to see the big man pound hot dogs and homers too, in his new home at Com...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Assaulted With A Hot Dog

Tiger Woods Assaulted With A Hot Dog

CUCAMONGA - Tiger Woods participated in the Second Annual Heidi Montag Invitational Golf Tournament over the weekend. The Cucamonga Chit-Chat Chronicle is reporting that Woods is extremely upset at being the victim of a hot dog throwing incident w...

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Funny story: The Fan Who Threw The Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Has Been Charged With Assault With A 'Relished Weenie'

The Fan Who Threw The Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Has Been Charged With Assault With A 'Relished Weenie'

SAN MARTIN, California - The directors of The Frys.com Open Golf Tournament have expressed regret at the recent hot dog tossing incident which was directed at Tiger Woods. A spokesperson for the golf tournament Hoyt "Vermouth" Vermeisterson stated...

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Funny story: World Economic Disaster Looms but Hot Dogs Are Still a Dollar

World Economic Disaster Looms but Hot Dogs Are Still a Dollar

Featured near a patio table outside the Handyman Hardware & Lumberyard in Waukesha, Wisconsin, two Boy Scouts from local troop #421 were hawking hot dogs to raise money for an upcoming camping trip. Their handmade poster-board advertisement was...

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Funny story: Lab Test Results Indicate Hot Dogs Contain Lips, No Assholes

Lab Test Results Indicate Hot Dogs Contain Lips, No Assholes

A team of research scientists from Kentucky State University have concluded a year-long study of the average American hot dog to determine once and for all if they are, in fact, made from lips and assholes. The results indicate that hot dogs do indee...

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Funny story: Hot Dog Vendors Scatter at Hollywood's Santa Parade

Hot Dog Vendors Scatter at Hollywood's Santa Parade

The police in Los Angeles have their hands full trying to control, those potentially dangerous, out of control illegal street vendors. Especially at The Hollywood Santa Parade. Eye witnessed, every 10 to 15 feet was another hot dog vendor. Well or...

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Funny story: Turkey Hot Dogs Replace Traditional Turkey at Many American Tables

Turkey Hot Dogs Replace Traditional Turkey at Many American Tables

The downturn in the nation's economy has many American families cutting corners, especially when it comes to buying food for their families. Thanksgiving favorites for some families this year will be missing from the festive tables and replaced by mo...

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Funny story: Famous hot-dog speed-eating champ freed from jail

Famous hot-dog speed-eating champ freed from jail

Takeru Kobayashi is a free man after a New York judge ruled to dismiss all charges against the skinny Japanese speed-eater accused of crashing a hot dog eating contest. Human python Kobayashi holds records for eating: 63 hot dogs in 12 minutes...

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