Hosni Mubarak, a believer in black magic and Satanic rituals was sentenced to life in prison after spending hours each day praying to Satan for deliverance. Satan, the cursed Angel cast out of heaven, has betrayed his favorite slave Hosni Mubarak...
Deposed Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak's wife Susanne has suffered a suspected heart attack after being arrested for her part in an alleged corruption case. Ex President Mubarak has also been receiving hospital treatment for a heart attack after co...
The protest movement in Egypt that brought about the downfall of long time dictator Hosni Mubarak was celebrating today with the news that the President's former ruling party had been officially dissolved. Following last week's court order confirm...
Cairo - Thousands of Egyptians turned out today to ask Pop star Justin Bieber to lead them. The march comes not long after the forced resignation of President Hosni Bubarak, and many Egyptian citizens are nervous over who will control their governmen...
The Great Sphinx-ster of Giza (or, commonly, the Ass-Hole) is a statue of a reclining or couchant sphinx-ster (a not so mythical ass-hole with the likeness of Mubarak's head protruding) that stands on the Giza Plateau on the west bank of the Nile in...
As is the custom in Egypt when returning favors, former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, bestowed on President Obama the reins to his beloved pet racing camel, Spigot. The speedy dromedary was twice Egyptian Grand Champion in the 10,000 meter i...
In an exclusive interview, Hosni Mubarak at last decided today to spill the beans regards his release on his grip of power after 30 years. He said to this reporter "So many people wishing me well made me feel claustrophobic". When asked if he t...
The big lizard has slithered out of his lair for another comment. Let's print it big just like it was in the headlines so that it won't be mistaken: CHENEY COMES OUT IN SUPPORT OF MUBARAK Wow, what a surprise! Mr. American dictator comes out in su...
GUILDFORD, ENG. - After Mubarak stepped down as ruler of Egypt, sources say he went into hiding. That is, to the place no-one will think to look. Surrey. After submerging with the locals, who had no clue who he was, Mubarak was found out by some p...
The burbling activity at once spun at a furious face: 750,000 Egyptians moved as one; a sea of future NYC cab drivers surging toward televisions located throughout Tiananmen Square. Then a short, one-paragraph speech, read on TV by Egyptian Vice-pres...
Honesty Mubarak, former Egyptian President has cleared his desk and left his office in Cairo. He has resigned after weeks of indecision. He told your Spoof man, the only newsperson to accompany him on his flight from his office: 'Honesty is the be...
CAIRO, Egypt - Embattled Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, fleeing the hordes of anti-government protesters that lined the streets of the capital, was stopped at the border by Egyptian border patrol guards. Most supporters of the now-faltering go...
In an announcement that took the US and the world by surprise, President Barack Obama called the Egyptian President last night and made him an offer, "you can't refuse." Obama offered him the State of Texas plus Club Seats to the Super Bowl for t...
I rang Mrs Chuckle of The Farmer's Whistle about the decision of President of Egypt Honesty Mubarak to cancel his trip to Clacton. 'I feel such a fool' she told me 'but it was that Cameron - he stopped it, said it was too much mudlyculturism. Appa...
Hosni Mubarak just outdid Barack Obama for the numbers of flip-flops performed within a 24-hour period, while dragging his own Arabic language through the mud almost as badly as recent U.S. Presidents have done with English. At least Mubarak didn'...
Update 2/12/11: Threats of use of vuvuzelas have forced Mubarak to finally step down and hand power over to the Egyptian army. Proving once again the power of the vuvuzela. Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak pulled a fast one on the citizens of Eg...
Cairo, Egypt - President Mubarak of Egypt appeared on state television this evening promising to capture the hearts and minds of protestors aligned against him with an offer of free cheese and crackers. With a plate full of "delicious cheese and...
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