HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kanye West has just announced that he will soon be entering into the Guinness Book of World Records. It is no secret that ever since West the Pest’s wife, the sultry, sexy, humongous-assed Kim Kardashian dumped his ass,…
A habitual Whitechapel drunkard has been lauded by reality TV star, Honey Boo Boo, who yesterday praised the man for mirroring the chaotic, drink-fuelled life of royal bad girl, Princess Margaret. Miss Boo Boo, who was a guest at a Whitechapel tow...
McIntyre, Georgia - The star of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson has just finished shooting a commercial for what she says is her favorite fast food restaurant of all-time. The 7-year-old reality show star filmed a 30-minute commercial fo...
LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest is reporting that he has just learned that Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo will be recording a Christmas album. Seacrest was told by an insider on Team Beyonce that the "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" singe...
CUCAMONGA, California - Selena Gomez was overjoyed at the fabulous reception that she received during her concert in Cucamonga's Santa Ana Winds Arena. After the show, which featured the British hip hop band Blokes 2 Chaps as her opening act, she...
HOLLYWOOD - Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, was in Tinsel Town for an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Leno asked her if she had found a boyfriend yet. The little Southern beauty pageant queen giggled and said that she...
HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for Sky Castle Films has just announced that Jennifer Lopez will soon start filming on the Bellanino Terrabini epic film The Boy Toy. J.Lo, who is 44, made it very clear that she would only agree to star in the movie if...
NEW YORK CITY - Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, of the hit cable reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, made an appearance on The View. The little 7-year-old told Barbara Walters that she has admired her ever since she was a little...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has just announced that he has signed to appear on an upcoming episode of the hit cable show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, starring 8-year-old beauty pageant queen Alana Thompson. The vice-president made his...
BEVERLY HILLS - Former Baywatch star, Pamela Anderson recently revealed that she is a big fan of the reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and of the show's little pint-sized star Alana Thompson. Anderson said that she watches every episode and sh...
NEW YORK CITY - Music icon Bob Dylan has been singing his songs since back in the 50's. He has traveled all over the world and sang in every kind of venue imaginable. The 72-year-old folk singer never called himself a poet but everyone else includ...
ATLANTA - The star of the television reality series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson has just received another of her many beauty pageant awards. The little girl from McIntyre, Georgia who turned 8, on August 28, 2013, entered the Cutest...
Johnny Depp and Honey Boo Boo are the stars of a new movie scheduled to hit theaters this fall. Searching Transylvania to Find Eddie Guest is a rambling adventure in which Johnny Depp plays American folklore legend Daniel Boone and Honey Boo Boo play...
McIntyre, Georgia - June "Mama" Shannon recently talked to Yippee-Ki-Yay magazine and said that she has lost quite a bit of weight lately. The mother of the infamous little Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson) star of her own hit reality show Here Comes...
BURBANK - A spokesperson for country music icon Willie Nelson has just announced that Nelson will be appearing in a western with Alana Thompson, star of the reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The 80-year-old singer told Fuchsia Garfunkel, a re...
NEW YORK CITY - The star of the hit reality series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Alana Thompson was in the Big Apple making an appearance on The Viagra View talk show starring Larry King and Regis Philbin. King asked Honey Boo Boo how she was enjoying...
NEW YORK CITY - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of the cable hit The Vampire Diaries appeared on Larry King and Regis Philbin's talk show, The Viagra View. Also appearing on the show was Honey Boo Boo, the nation's most famous 7-year-old.
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