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Three dead after taking the water cure at Hog Jaw, Arkansas

Funny story: Three dead after taking the water cure at Hog Jaw, Arkansas

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN)-Three people are dead today following their consuming the waters at the recently opened Hog Jaw Hot Springs according to state officials. Apparently, the waters are just for bathing and not at all meant to be drunk.

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GOP Candidate Mitt Romney Wins Hog Calling Contest In Hog Jaw Arkansas

Funny story: GOP Candidate Mitt Romney Wins Hog Calling Contest In Hog Jaw Arkansas

They said it couldn't be done, but apparently it has, and some poor sucker has been left to clean up the residual mess, but city slickin' GOP candidate Mitt Romney, the Boston fandangler appears to have won over the Conservative electorate in the Dee...

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Schoolboard orders boy with penises on each hand to wear condoms to school!

Funny story: Schoolboard orders boy with penises on each hand to wear condoms to school!

HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Delbert Clodfelter, 16, is not like the other boys at his high school. Delbert doesn't play football, cannot dribble a basketball, cannot throw a curve ball, although he does play a little soccer (not a real boys game in...

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Controversial Book Banned In Hog Jaw

Funny story: Controversial Book Banned In Hog Jaw

A new book that has divided literary experts in the UK has been banned from school and library shelves in Hog Jaw county, Arkansas, USA. Top academics at the Oxford, Cambridge and Hounslow universities have been slinging mud at each other over th...

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Shocked Hillary Clinton's Comment that Bin Laden 'Now in Hog Heaven' Puts Arkansas On Mid East Pilgrimage Route!

Funny story: Shocked Hillary Clinton's Comment that Bin Laden 'Now in Hog Heaven' Puts Arkansas On Mid East Pilgrimage Route!

Feigning shock, horror, and a distaste for violence, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reacted after watching, in real time, the military attack which finally took out world terrorist Osama bin Laden by uttering "he's in Hog Heaven Now' as his body...

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Brawling Santas Mar Hog Jaw Tree Lighting Ceremony

Funny story: Brawling Santas Mar Hog Jaw Tree Lighting Ceremony

Hog Jaw, Arkansas residents were treated to more than just a friendly Holiday Fair and Tree Lighting Ceremony last weekend when several drunken residents dressed in Santa outfits began arguing over the right to flip the switch on the annual town Chri...

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Part 2 Zsa Zsa Gabor in Hog Jaw Darling: The Wedding

Funny story: Part 2 Zsa Zsa Gabor in Hog Jaw Darling: The Wedding

Hog Jaw, Arkansas - (Where?!?) Hog Jaw, Arkansas - Greetings everyone, we are at the corner of 1st street and Main in Hog Jaw Arkansas, awaiting the motorcade of Zsa Zsa Gabor and her entourage, also her groom, only known in these parts as Charpa. In fact we have a local person here, Finnious McGee, who says he has the low down on Zsa Zsa's groom to be. "The problem with you Papparazzi's is yo...

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Now we can understand what dogs are saying

Funny story: Now we can understand what dogs are saying

Using technology to help the infirm control wheelchairs, computers and air conditioning, scientists in Hog Jaw, Arkansas, have developed a cap for dogs that allows their owners to understand what the barks mean. "I got fed up checking to see if a...

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Squirrel Holler County Community College Names Dog As Valedictorian

Funny story: Squirrel Holler County Community College Names Dog As Valedictorian

Squirrel Holler County Community College, serving the greater Hog Jaw, Arkansas area, has just named a dog as the school valedictorian. This is the first time the school has named an animal to the position since Buttercup the horse got special points...

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Hog Jaw, Arkansas Suffers Devestation At The Hands Of Obama

Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Suffers Devestation At The Hands Of Obama

Lenny Grits, local govenor of Hog Jaw, Arkansas, is said to be 'really p*ssed' at President Obama, and his whole administration. President Obama decided last week to pay a visit to the small backwoods town, to see what all the recent fuss was abou...

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Mayor of Hog Jaw Upset His Town's 15 Minutes of Fame Fading

Funny story: Mayor of Hog Jaw Upset His Town's 15 Minutes of Fame Fading

The Mayor of Hog Jaw has only himself to blame for not taking advantage of the opportunities presented to him these past few weeks when a couple dozen or so Hog Jaw news items mysteriously started making their rounds on the internet. Mayor Humphre...

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Hog Jaw Restaurant has new item added to menu

Funny story: Hog Jaw Restaurant has new item added to menu

Yes, it's true. The Hog Jaw Restaurant has, indeedy, added a new item to its menu. This is, indeed, a great surprise to residents of Hog Jaw, who have lovingly enjoyed choosing from the five items on the regular menu for over three decades. T...

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The Bill Reprieved! Moves To Hog Jaw As Latest CSI.

Funny story: The Bill Reprieved! Moves To Hog Jaw As Latest CSI.

Fans of doomed Brit cop show The Bill were celebrating last night following the announcement that it had been reprieved. Its new home will be Hog Jaw, Arkansas, USA. The ITV show, about the hard-pressed cops at Sun Hill nick in London, was set...

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Hog Jaw's Newest Billionaire Interviewed

Funny story: Hog Jaw's Newest Billionaire Interviewed

Little Rock AR: Fox News Channel reporter Bill O'Reilly held a short interview with Warren Smorgasbord, the newest and youngest, US billionaire at his offices overlooking the Arkansas River in this southern city. The overarching question was how did...

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Hog Jaw Bikers on their way back to Arkansas

Funny story: Hog Jaw Bikers on their way back to Arkansas

The Hog Jaw 'bikers' appeared in court today, in Simcoe, Ontario, to answer charges of: Attempting to smuggle corn cobs into the US of A, wearing extremely offensive smelling underwear, and being absolute idiots (both by Canadian AND American standar...

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Hog Jaw Bikers are in yet another pickle following attempt to get to Bikers Rally in Canada

Funny story: Hog Jaw Bikers are in yet another pickle following attempt to get to Bikers Rally in Canada

Reports have just come in that the Hog Jaw 'bikers' who were turned away from Port Dover's Friday 13th Rally last week, have now found themselves in yet another pickle. The 'bikers' have been held up at the Canada/US border. It appears they were...

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Billy Ray Montana Upset Revenuers Shot Up His Still For Hog Jaw Science Fair

Funny story: Billy Ray Montana Upset Revenuers Shot Up His Still For Hog Jaw Science Fair

Billy Ray Montana, a sixteen year old fifth grader in Emma Jean Watson's class at the elementary school, is asking for donations to rebuild his science fair project. According to Billy Ray, Revenuers (IRS agents) shot up the still he was making in h...

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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Hired To Teach Philosophy At Squirrel Holler County Communtiy College

Funny story: Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Hired To Teach Philosophy At Squirrel Holler County Communtiy College

Famous philospher and writer Throckmorton P. Turdblossom has been hired to teach at the Hog Jaw, Arkansas campus of Squirrel Holler County Community College. Turdblossom brings with him the credentials necessary for the job and becomes the highest e...

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