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Funny story: Japanese war effort remembered

Japanese war effort remembered

Next year is the 75th anniversary of the end of World War II, and Japan is beginning to face its difficult history with a series of exhibitions showing the gentler side of the Japanese war machine. In Osaka, the Japanese National Hello Kitty Museu...

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Funny story: Tokyo Unveils 2020 Olympic Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Tokyo Unveils 2020 Olympic Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Tokyo, Japan - In a move that greatly saddened Hello Kitty lovers across Japan, the Tokyo Olympic committee announced Friday that they have decided to go with two inflatable sex dolls, as the mascots for the 2020 Summer Games. Head of the Games co...

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Funny story: Hello Kitty abductor jailed

Hello Kitty abductor jailed

A Tokyo man was jailed today for abducting the children's character Hello Kitty from a playground in Tokyo in May. The man Masahno Takakity had attempted to argue that his actions were justified as he was a scientist investigating the work of Erw...

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Funny story: Taco Bell Teaming With "Hello Kitty" in 2014

Taco Bell Teaming With "Hello Kitty" in 2014

Taco Bell, anticipating a need to stay ahead of the game, has teamed up with "Hello Kitty" manufacturer to develop a HELLO KITTY HAPPY TIME PINK TACO/GRANDE MEAT BURRITO COMBO Taco Bell has been on a kick for awhile now adding new, unique taco fla...

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Funny story: Olbermann May Return After Anger Management Classes

Olbermann May Return After Anger Management Classes

NEW YORK (AP) Several days after indefinitely suspending Keith Olbermann, host of the popular 'Countdown' program, MSNBC issued a press release outlining the conditions for his possible return. In addition to completing a course on anger managemen...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Turns Hello Kitty Crotch Belt into Overnight Sensation

Lady Gaga Turns Hello Kitty Crotch Belt into Overnight Sensation

The original Hello Kitty vinyl coin purse first introduced to America by the Japanese Company, Yo Peu Sei, has come a long way. Hello Kitty is one of the most recognized characters marketed for children today--from Hello Kitty dolls to lunch boxes to...

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Funny story: Brown Directs British Admiralty to Hunt Down and Destroy Hello Kitty

Brown Directs British Admiralty to Hunt Down and Destroy Hello Kitty

Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced he has had enough of Japanese capitalist imperialism seeking world domination through consumer electronics, mind-numbing computer games and anime. "Britain is a tolerant, fair and decent country but enough i...

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