Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono. "It's just a gesture...
Heather Mills, who told Paralympics official Sylvana Mestre "you don't know who I am, I will make your life miserable," just bought the mortgage company that holds the mortgage on Mestre's house and evicted her using alimony money from Paul McCartney...
LONDON - Former Beatles member Paul McCartney has just announced that he is engaged to girlfriend Nancy Shevell. Chatsworth Wiggonholt of Ta Ta For Now News stated that McCartney is worth in the neighborhood of $800 million [£489,000 U.K.]. Wig...
Former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney is to marry for a third time, according to sources. Sir Paul will apparently wed New York millionaire businesswoman Nancy Shevell, of New York, who he met in The Hamptons. On Long Island. McCartney's first m...
Maria Perez, the new Ms. Whoopee of the World, is supposed to be making a good will tour of the United States before going overseas to see other countries and promote sex as a happy way of life and a variety of sex to help keep marriages from falling...
Ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, Heather Mills, has today announced that she is to star in a sex manual, produced specifically for amputees. Ms Mills (42), suffered serious injuries in 1993 when she was hit by a police motorbike, losing her left leg...
Heather Mills turned several heads as she squeezed into an extremely short and extremely tight playsuit, complete with thigh-high legging-style boots, Sunday evening. The former wife of Sir Paul McCartney was criticized for overdoing it at StreetD...
A spokesman for the Ostermann Clinic in New York told reporters this morning that Heather Mills, who danced on "Dancing With The Stars" a couple of years back, may lose her other leg. "She had her check-up this week and everything looked fine", st...
Heather Mills is appearing at an employment tribunal accused of bullying her former Nanny Sara Trouble, I mean Trumble. Nanny McPhee has spoken out against Mills saying "No Nanny should have to put up with a mean bullying bitch like Mills and as f...
A Bridlington woman who says she was once employed as Heather Mills' cook has claimed that she was subjected to sustained and monstrous abuse during her employment by the former Mrs McCartney Beatle. Gwendoline Flack, of Circumcision Terrace, Brid...
The world's richest one legged Tango dancer and Ice Folly performer, Heather Mills, has taken over the rehabilitation of one legged soccer player David Beckham. Beckham, crestfallen, in deep depression and sobbing uncontrollably was ruled out of...
Heathrow - (Legpulling Mess): Frantic security staff were forced to back down when the ex-Beatle wife rolled up her trouser leg in a carefully-crafted Masonic manuever. Mills, 69, had accidentally set off a high tech alarm necessitating the remova...
Heather Mills, former wife of Paul McCartney, has struggled over the past few years to change her public image from that of an attention hungry, gold-digging opportunist to an inspirational role model for disadvantaged women worldwide. Mills lost par...
LONDON - This years Dancing On Ice skating marvel is Heather Mills. The former wife of Sir Paul McCartney is accomplishing what many people with two good legs cannot do. Mills has shown the doubters that one can do pretty much anything that one wa...
LONDON - Tana Ramsay, wife of the star of Hell's Kitchen and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsay, was the fourth celebrity ice skater to be eliminated from this season's Dancing On Ice. Tana, who was partnered with Stuart Widdal, seemed to...
LONDON - The ex-wife of Paul McCartney, Heather Mills literally burned up the ice rink with her fabulous ice skating. The 41-year-old native of Aldershot, Hampshire, along with her skating partner Matt Evers really impressed the judges with their...
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