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Funny story: The Astronomical Cost of President Trump’s 3-Day Stay at Walter Reed Hospital is Finally Revealed

The Astronomical Cost of President Trump’s 3-Day Stay at Walter Reed Hospital is Finally Revealed

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump was asked by a reporter with the iNews Agency, how much his 3-day Walter Reed Hospital stay cost the American taxpayers. He replied that he did not give diddly squat how much it cost, because he h…

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Funny story: Terminally Ill Patients Resentful They’re Not Dying From Covid-19

Terminally Ill Patients Resentful They’re Not Dying From Covid-19

(San Louis Obispo, California) The endless media bombardment that has pummeled the public from the Coronavirus pandemic, has overwhelmed the majority of us. Between continual news updates from social media, a cacophony of online broadcasts, and daily...

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Funny story: Trump Spends Easter Weekend Pondering Biggest Decision Of Presidency

Trump Spends Easter Weekend Pondering Biggest Decision Of Presidency

It sounds like a To be or not to be question. Maybe, on Monday, President Trump will announce he’s going to resign? Talk about sirens going off at six o’clock for the health providers, if Trump were to announce he plans to resign the presidency:...

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Funny story: Man Dying From Coronavirus Spends Final Day Negotiating With Health Insurance Provider

Man Dying From Coronavirus Spends Final Day Negotiating With Health Insurance Provider

A man riddled with the coronavirus who had spent his final hours arguing with his Health Insurance provider trying to ascertain if he was covered or not, has succumbed to the illness. Mike Smith, 56, woke up with a tickly sore throat and cough, d...

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Funny story: Unaffordable We Don't Care Insurance

Unaffordable We Don't Care Insurance

Unaffordable We Don't Care Insurance Just tried to sign up for the Affordable Care Act insurance before the deadline. Guess I should, after I severely broke my ankle last year and the hospital wanted $54,000 out of me for less than 20 hours in th...

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Funny story: Residents of Storm-Stricken Puerto Rico Remain Unable to Obtain Insulin, Coca Cola and Spam

Residents of Storm-Stricken Puerto Rico Remain Unable to Obtain Insulin, Coca Cola and Spam

Nearly two years after the major storm that devastated Puerto Rico in 2017, many residents still remain unable to obtain insulin medication, Coca Cola, and other food staples like Oreos, ice cream, and Spam. "At this point, some people are being f...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Sexy Nurses' Uniforms

Where are they now? Sexy Nurses' Uniforms

Once upon a time being an inpatient, outpatient or visitor to hospital had its upside. I'm talking of course about those nurses in their candy-striped little uniforms with their starched white aprons and their tiny lace hats perched on top of their p...

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Funny story: 1980s Canadian Plot To Take Over United States Uncovered

1980s Canadian Plot To Take Over United States Uncovered

Today Canadian officials sheepishly admitted to a plot to take over the United States by slowly causing Americans' health to fail. Knowing the state of American healthcare, the idea was to overload the system with bad backs, knees and ankles. How?...

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Funny story: Hospital Was Full Of People Who Were 'Not Well'

Hospital Was Full Of People Who Were 'Not Well'

News is just now emerging of what witnesses are describing as "a scene from a disaster movie" in a regional hospital last Wednesday morning, after a local man who turned up for a routine outpatient appointment claimed: "It was absolute chaos! Ther...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections To Fund Medicare For All

Joe Biden Proposes Tax On 4 Hour Erections To Fund Medicare For All

BILLINGSGATE POST: Live from Des Moines, Iowa: Former Vice-President Joe Biden, still recovering from a partial lobotomy and hair transplant, was asked by rogue reporter, Slim Everdingle, how he was going to fund his Medicare for all program. Po...

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Funny story: Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Chinese top business managers have involved scientists in the quest to extract even more energy from their billions of workers because the Chinese economy is lurching downwards rapidly! To put a 'sting' in the tail of the work force, scientists ha...

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Funny story: "Food habits must change. Fit people are a danger to society", says Health Minister

"Food habits must change. Fit people are a danger to society", says Health Minister

The NHS is to slash costs by targeting fit and healthy people. Following publication of its Advise Leaflet today, "Grease up your life! Eat more fatty food and avoid sport!", GPs are being encouraged to adopt a new approach when consulting patients.

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Funny story: Local Hospital Opens Another Shitty Food Court

Local Hospital Opens Another Shitty Food Court

Local Hospital, Last Resort Methodist, has opened its second food court in an effort to get more patients into the hospital. “The first food court didn’t have enough disease in their food. This time, with options like McFryBird and Lard Cow, we’r...

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Funny story: In New Study Harvard University Finds Vaping Causes Loneliness

In New Study Harvard University Finds Vaping Causes Loneliness

Vaping is the act of inhaling and exhaling an aerosol, often referred to as vapor, which is produced by an e-cigarette or similar device. Aerosol, often mistaken for water vapor, actually consists of fine particles. Many of these particles contain va...

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Funny story: NHS to be outsourced

NHS to be outsourced

Sainsbury's and Tesco are the big winners of an invitation to tender organized by the NHS to cut costs and outsource specific services. Jeremy Hunt, Secretary of State for Health, welcomed the news, calling it a 'milestone' in the history of healt...

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Funny story: FDA Sounds Health Alarm: Nearly 25 Percent of Americans Are Pathologically Fit and Trim

FDA Sounds Health Alarm: Nearly 25 Percent of Americans Are Pathologically Fit and Trim

Late last night, the Food and Drug Administration issued a public health advisory, warning that nearly 25 percent of Americans are pathologically fit and trim - victims of the newly-coined disorder known as "hyper-healthism." "We're at a turning p...

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Funny story: Trump Says All Health Insurance Is Just a Scam

Trump Says All Health Insurance Is Just a Scam

Trump Tower, New York, NY Reacting to his attempts to repeal Obamacare, Trump spoke his mind on health insurance. "It's very expensive, and what does it actually do? Makes money for doctors and nurses. They are the ones taking all the money. Unles...

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