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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says He Wishes He Had A Tenner For Every Spoof Written About Him

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says He Wishes He Had A Tenner For Every Spoof Written About Him

The Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, has spoken out about the considerable, and growing, number of fake news stories written about him, and remarked that he wished he had a ten-pound note for every one of them, for then, he woul…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Blames Monkey Woods For Scoreless Draw

Harry Maguire Blames Monkey Woods For Scoreless Draw

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare display of emotion, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, blamed his most ardent fan, Monkey Woods, for the spiritless ambiance that permeated Old Trafford yesterday, as Manchester United and Manchester City drew 0-0…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Revealed To Be Mere Figment Of Spoof Writer's Imagination

Harry Maguire Revealed To Be Mere Figment Of Spoof Writer's Imagination

After all the many controversies concerning the Manchester United and England defender 'Harry Maguire' over the last two years, it's been revealed that the hard-as-nails Brick Shithouse is merely a fictional character created by the overactive imagin…

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Funny story: Obama's New Book: George Clooney And Lindsey Lohan Sharing The Lincoln Bedroom With Harry Maguire

Obama's New Book: George Clooney And Lindsey Lohan Sharing The Lincoln Bedroom With Harry Maguire

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gossipy chapter of Barack Obama’s new book, The Promised Land, Obama recalls that George Clooney was without a date for the White House Correspondent's Dinner because Stacy Keibler had stiffed him at the last minute. The…

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Write Book About Greek Nightmare

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Write Book About Greek Nightmare

It's what the newspapers have all been waiting for, the scoop of the moment, as the Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has announced that he is to commence writing a book documenting his recent nightmare experience on the Greek holiday island…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire quits footy and becomes a Kickboxer!

Harry Maguire quits footy and becomes a Kickboxer!

(NOT EDITED) Manchester United's 'falling star' defender has decided enough is enough after realising he has much more talent being a kick-boxer than a twinkle-toed, footy central defender, who gets stuffed every time a speedy attacker leaves him for…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Retire From Football

Harry Maguire To Retire From Football

There was sensational news coming out of Old Trafford this morning, as Manchester United captain and England defender, Harry Maguire, made a shock announcement to the effect that he intends to retire from football, and to pursue a career in a differe…

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Now Valued At Only £80

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Now Valued At Only £80

The Premer League season may only have kicked off three weeks ago, but after a disastrous weekend for Manchester United, when they were humbled 6-1 by Tottenham Hotspur at Old Trafford, fans are keen to offload 'liability' central defender and captai…

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Never Takes Face Mask Off These Days

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Never Takes Face Mask Off These Days

In news that will surprise many readers, the Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, has said he has 'learnt his Greek lesson', and, these days, never takes his face mask off. Maguire was recently arrested on the Greek sunshine isla…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire of The Manchester United Red Devils Insists The Performance Enhancing Drugs Were Not His

Harry Maguire of The Manchester United Red Devils Insists The Performance Enhancing Drugs Were Not His

MANCHESTER, England – (Sports Satire) – London's Tickety Boo News is reporting that Manchester United footballer Jacob Harry Maguire is very upset about the news of him being caught with performance enhancing drugs. The Red Devils star said that h…

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Funny story: Weather now almost as popular as Donald Trump

Weather now almost as popular as Donald Trump

A weather whistleblower has said that supposedly funny news stories about the weather are now almost as popular as other supposedly funny stories about the US president, Donald Trump. The claim was made by a contributor to the satirical news websi…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Didn't Even Watch England On TV

Harry Maguire Didn't Even Watch England On TV

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England defender, who was dropped by national team boss Gareth Southgate for the Three Lions' match in Iceland last night, has said that he was so frustrated and angry about the decision, that he didn't even b…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Stripped Of Manchester United Captaincy

Harry Maguire Stripped Of Manchester United Captaincy

After his disastrous holiday trip to the Greek island of Mykonos last week, it was 'back to the grind' for the Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire today, but there was more bad news awaiting him when he arrived at Old Trafford for tr…

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Funny story: Glut Of Harry Maguire Stories Expected At Satirical News Website

Glut Of Harry Maguire Stories Expected At Satirical News Website

Knees were braced and teeth tightly clenched as the owners of a satirical news website battened down the hatches today, in nervous anticipation of an avalanche of Harry Maguire-related stories, after the Manchester United and England defender was arr…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Asks Spoof Writer To Draft His Biography

Harry Maguire Asks Spoof Writer To Draft His Biography

The man whose name is on nearly everyone's lips at the moment, the Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire, has said that, at the age of only 27, he is ready to cash in on his amazing rags-to-riches success, and to set his life story dow…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Be Placed In The Stocks

Harry Maguire To Be Placed In The Stocks

In a frenzy of activity on the Greek island of Syros, it's been announced that Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire, who was arrested for assaulting several police officers on the neighbouring island of Mykonos, last week, has appeare…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Greek Incident Not The First Time He's Had A Temper Tantrum

Harry Maguire Greek Incident Not The First Time He's Had A Temper Tantrum

The news that Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire has been involved in an unsavoury incident in Greece might be shocking to some, but one man knows, only too well, that there have been occasions in the past where the Yorkshireman has…

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