HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres has just announced that the fifth installment in the extremely popular “Indiana Jones” movie franchise will begin filming soon. A spokesperson for the motion picture spoke with HH’s Tahiti Zeppe…
Rumor has it, and no one knows where this rumor began, that Meghan Markle, Mrs. Prince Harry, has been approached to play in the remake of All About Eve, performing as Eve Harrington. A comfortable shoe fit role she could easily portray, there is a d...
The 'Star Wars' hero Han Solo has confirmed an earlier report, which had been thought to be fake, that his real-life father was the star of the 1960s TV series 'Man From UNCLE', Napoleon Solo. Solo Jnr. broke the news during an interview with Movi...
LOS ANGELES, CA --- Harrison Ford, 74, isn't much better a pilot than he was an actor. He proved his lack of aviation skills when, in defiance of an air-traffic controller's order to land on John Wayne Airport's Runway "L," he brought his single-engi...
Harrison Ford, famous for playing such roles as Han Solo, and Indiana Jones, has a FUN new hobby of landing airplanes in comedic places. He's recently landed a series of small planes, ones that were built by the Wright Brothers personally, onto su...
Pinewood Studios, UK - "At first glance it looked like a bit of attention seeking drama queenery," a Spinewood Studios gaffer said today, "considering he'd just been given the classic thespian good luck greeting of Break A Leg! by fellow actors."...
HOLLYWOOD,CA-Insider sources at Lionsgate Entertainment say that the upcoming action sequel The Expendables 3 will forgo a traditional theatrical release in favor of home distribution via the Betamax format. "We felt it was the only way to reach our...
JACKSON, Wyoming (ABSNN) - Monday night, a visiting Canadian dinosaur, Tyrannosaurus Bataar, was hacked to death, and his head removed, as he walked back to his room at a local inn, "after drinking heavily at Jackson's world famous Million Dollar Cow...
Following an announcement from George Lucas that he has retired from Hollywood and all the action and fantasy-adventure movies he's best known for, Lucas is reportedly working on his first independent art film from a secluded ranch in the Grand Teton...
VENICE BEACH - Harrison Ford and his much younger wife Calista Flockhart were having dinner at a local Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse and chatting about his brand new movie Cowboys & Aliens. Ford told Cali that he hopes that the movie is...
NEW ORLEANS - The entire Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie family is in New Orleans while Pitt films the latest in the Indiana Jones series, Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternate Life Style. The film stars Harrison Ford and co-stars Neil Patrick H...
Putting more than five years of rumors and speculation to rest, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg announced yesterday that production of the seventh part of the Star Wars series had already begun filming at a secret location in the Swiss Alps. Tenta...
It has been reported that adventure movie actor, Harrison Ford has married his long time girlfriend and roommate, Calista Flockhart, in New Mexico this past week. Among those attending were the Governor of New Mexico, since the ceremony was held a...
Sources report that Calista Flockhart --a woman who hasn't had a job since I paid AOL $19.95 a month for dial-up-- and a man reported to be Flockhart's 83-year old grandfather were married in a secret ceremony in New Mexico last weekend. Extra sec...
Hollywood is a buzz this morning over the recent casting announcements for Godfather Part IV, including Harrison Ford as Michael Corleone and Brad Pitt as his son Anthony. With a screenplay written by Happy Madison productions (Adam Sandler), dire...
Grizzly archaeologist and inspiration for four hit movies, Indiana Jones today announced he is thinking of changing his name. "I like Montana Jones but am afraid the Miley Cyrus Fans will get too confused."...
Steven Spielberg has announced plans for yet another Indiana Jones movie, expected to premier in 2010.
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