BILLINGSGATE POST: With a number of famous professional golfers, including Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau, jumping from the PGA Tour to the LIV Tour, some bad blood is developing between the members of the two g…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Need it be pointed out that if Sleepy Joe were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (Kamala “Breath” Harris) in the White House. Not wishing to offend members of the genera Tamias a…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Jr., the son of the late cannibalistic psychiatrist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, spoke before the Board of Taxidermy at their international convention in Bora Bora last week. In his dissertation he described the newe...
BILLINGSGATE POST: A newly-released video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City, was released this morning as part of the probe into the...
BILLINGSGATE POST: A damning report released Wednesday by a top U.N. human rights expert included a video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul. Although this vid...
BILLINGSGATE POST: A newly-released video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul was released this morning as part of the probe into the disappearance of journa...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the renowned cannibalistic psychiatrist and sometime taxidermist, spoke before the Board of Taxidermy at their international convention in Bora Bora last week describing how he mounted Robert De Niro prior to...
Dear Dr. BILLINGSGATE, I read your recent story about Dr. Ollie and Dr. Buddy, the chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon team who successfully altered the facial features of Mr. St. James Davis so that he now resembles a zombie. Needless to say, I was fascinated by your account. I have some questions about their procedures: 1. Why did Mr. Davis request that the operation take place during his son's bi...
BILLINGSGATE POST: As earlier reported, erstwhile lover Slim Everdingle lost one of his legs while in an amorous tryst with Annibal Lector, the daughter of infamous cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Not a handsome man; some would say he was downright ug...
Donald Trump said today that the term "Defense Department" is too PC. "I'm re-naming it the War Department and I've appointed Hannibal Lector Secretary of War." "Who is better to run a department of permanent war than a serial killer?" asked the...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Following the tragic news of Slim Everdingle losing his leg in a bedroom romp, police in Denver have arrested Annibal Lector, the daughter of the notorious cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Saying that the fruit doesn't fall far from th...
LITTLE ROCK - The Mads "Madman" Mikkelsen series Hannibal has already been banned in Arkansas. The entertainment news agency iRumors reports that the Arkansas State Senate deemed that the show is positively inappropriate for viewing by any of Arka...
Why should Senator John Kerry be appointed Secretary of State? When he made his run for the presidency against Dubya it was pointed out that if Kerry were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (John Edwards) in the White House. While BILLINGSGATE does not wish to offend members of the genera Tamias and Eutamias species, it is not only Dr. B who has not...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Miami police investigating the gruesome face-eating attack on a 65-year-old homeless man by Rudy Eugene have dismissed reports speculating that Eugene may have been under the influence of a synthetic stimulent known as bath salts.
After waiting until Congress had adjourned, President Obama appointed avowed socialist, Dr. Donald Berwick, to oversee Medicare and Medicaid. Dr. Berwick, who advocates the redistribution of wealth to equalize health care, said he admires the Britis...
Yorkshire - (Slashers): Bradford's 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths may have been obsessed with Silence of the Lambs star Anthony Hopkins whom he is said to resemble facially. A police search of the suspected murderer's seedy bedsit has found...
BALTIMORE, Maryland - Dr. Hannibal Lecter, noted forensic psychologist and epicurean cannibal, has stepped forward to suggest a new detention plan for the Gitmo detainees that some say "tests the bounds" of the American legal system. President Obama...
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