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Funny story: Hannibal Lector Scores New Epstein Lampshade: Where’s The Meat?

Hannibal Lector Scores New Epstein Lampshade: Where’s The Meat?

BILLINGSGATE POST: A newly-released video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City, was released this morning as part of the probe into the...

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Funny story: Something Fishy: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman On Hook For Gaffing Khashoggi

Something Fishy: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman On Hook For Gaffing Khashoggi

BILLINGSGATE POST: A damning report released Wednesday by a top U.N. human rights expert included a video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul. Although this vid...

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Funny story: Hannibal Lecter Seen Exiting Saudi Embassy With New Lampshade

Hannibal Lecter Seen Exiting Saudi Embassy With New Lampshade

BILLINGSGATE POST: A newly-released video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul was released this morning as part of the probe into the disappearance of journa...

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Funny story: Dr. Hannibal Lecter Describes How He Mounted Robert De Niro

Dr. Hannibal Lecter Describes How He Mounted Robert De Niro

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the renowned cannibalistic psychiatrist and sometime taxidermist, spoke before the Board of Taxidermy at their international convention in Bora Bora last week describing how he mounted Robert De Niro prior to...

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Funny story: Hannibal Lecter Questions Chimpanzee Plastic Surgery Procedure

Hannibal Lecter Questions Chimpanzee Plastic Surgery Procedure

Dear Dr. BILLINGSGATE, I read your recent story about Dr. Ollie and Dr. Buddy, the chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon team who successfully altered the facial features of Mr. St. James Davis so that he now resembles a zombie. Needless to say, I was fascinated by your account. I have some questions about their procedures: 1. Why did Mr. Davis request that the operation take place during his son's bi...

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Funny story: Slim Everdingle: Looking For Leg In All The Wrong Places

Slim Everdingle: Looking For Leg In All The Wrong Places

BILLINGSGATE POST: As earlier reported, erstwhile lover Slim Everdingle lost one of his legs while in an amorous tryst with Annibal Lector, the daughter of infamous cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Not a handsome man; some would say he was downright ug...

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Funny story: Trump Appoints Hannibal Lector To Head War Dep't

Trump Appoints Hannibal Lector To Head War Dep't

Donald Trump said today that the term "Defense Department" is too PC. "I'm re-naming it the War Department and I've appointed Hannibal Lector Secretary of War." "Who is better to run a department of permanent war than a serial killer?" asked the...

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Funny story: Annibal Lector Booked For Gnawing Off Coyote Ugly Man's Leg: UPDATE!

Annibal Lector Booked For Gnawing Off Coyote Ugly Man's Leg: UPDATE!

BILLINGSGATE POST: Following the tragic news of Slim Everdingle losing his leg in a bedroom romp, police in Denver have arrested Annibal Lector, the daughter of the notorious cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Saying that the fruit doesn't fall far from th...

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Funny story: Arkansas Bans The TV Series Hannibal

Arkansas Bans The TV Series Hannibal

LITTLE ROCK - The Mads "Madman" Mikkelsen series Hannibal has already been banned in Arkansas. The entertainment news agency iRumors reports that the Arkansas State Senate deemed that the show is positively inappropriate for viewing by any of Arka...

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Funny story: Secretary of State John Kerry: C'Mon man! You must be kidding!

Secretary of State John Kerry: C'Mon man! You must be kidding!

Why should Senator John Kerry be appointed Secretary of State? When he made his run for the presidency against Dubya it was pointed out that if Kerry were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (John Edwards) in the White House. While BILLINGSGATE does not wish to offend members of the genera Tamias and Eutamias species, it is not only Dr. B who has not...

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Funny story: Naked Face Eating Attacker Had Rare Flesh Eating Disease

Naked Face Eating Attacker Had Rare Flesh Eating Disease

BILLINGSGATE POST - Miami police investigating the gruesome face-eating attack on a 65-year-old homeless man by Rudy Eugene have dismissed reports speculating that Eugene may have been under the influence of a synthetic stimulent known as bath salts.

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Funny story: Dr. Hannibal Lector Named Death Panel Czar By Obama

Dr. Hannibal Lector Named Death Panel Czar By Obama

After waiting until Congress had adjourned, President Obama appointed avowed socialist, Dr. Donald Berwick, to oversee Medicare and Medicaid. Dr. Berwick, who advocates the redistribution of wealth to equalize health care, said he admires the Britis...

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Funny story: Crossbow Cannibal 'obsessed' with Hannibal Lecter actor Anthony Hopkins

Crossbow Cannibal 'obsessed' with Hannibal Lecter actor Anthony Hopkins

Yorkshire - (Slashers): Bradford's 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths may have been obsessed with Silence of the Lambs star Anthony Hopkins whom he is said to resemble facially. A police search of the suspected murderer's seedy bedsit has found...

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Funny story: Hannibal Lecter's plan endorsed by Obama

Hannibal Lecter's plan endorsed by Obama

BALTIMORE, Maryland - Dr. Hannibal Lecter, noted forensic psychologist and epicurean cannibal, has stepped forward to suggest a new detention plan for the Gitmo detainees that some say "tests the bounds" of the American legal system. President Obama...

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Funny story: Sir Anthony Hopkins To Return As Hannibal Lector One Last Time

Sir Anthony Hopkins To Return As Hannibal Lector One Last Time

Sir Anthony 'The Cannibal' Hopkins is set to return for one last time as Hannibal Lector in a special two-hour episode of Coronation Street to be filmed next month. Hopkins, 54, a massive fan of the TV Soap, also 54, can't wait to get his teeth in...

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