STALE BISCUIT, Tennessee – (Satire News) – The country music singer who, some years back, fell off a mountain and survived is back in the news. Hank Williams Jr. spoke with Entertainment Tonight and said that he recalls the day when he fell off Mt…
"Mary Jane and me may get married again as she's the best wife I ever had," Hank Williams Jr. told a friend the other day so we sent over someone to see him, if he was in shape to talk. "Yeah, I might as well tell the world stupid world that it wa...
NASHVILLE - One of the most respected organizations in country music, The Country Music Bureau has just made a monumental announcement. CMB President Blanchard "Buck" Buxtonhouse, stated to the news media that the CMB is issuing a directive which...
ASPEN - Taylor Swift was in Colorado getting in some recreational skiing. While in Aspen she revealed to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole that she is still very upset with the sarcastically sophomoric remarks made about her by Tina...
NASHVILLE - Hank Williams Jr., says that he did not mean to offend gays and lesbians when he said that there are no gays and lesbians on farms, ranches, and out in the backwoods. Hank Jr., who was nicknamed Bocephus by his father the legendary cou...
NASHVILLE - Hank Williams Jr., is no stranger when it comes to the world of drinking. In fact, during his career he has been named Country Music's Drinkingest Singer four times by the highly respected Country Sounds Coalition Federation based in Toad...
DETROIT - Mitt Romney recently spoke before a crowd estimated at around 523 in Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum. Afterwards he sat down with Mistletoe Bulova of The Political Drive Thru Window. She asked Romney if he had heard from fellow Republican...
LOS ANGELES - The average temperature in Yuma, Arizona, during the summer month of July is 107 F. But the temperature between the feud between country artist Hank Williams Jr. and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is most assuredly a few degrees higher...
AVONDALE, Arizona - Kyle Busch who let road rage get to him down at The Truck Series in Texas sat down and made an apology to the makers of M&M's Plain and M&M's Peanut, who are his primary sponsors. Busch, sat at a table while eating a ba...
NASHVILLE - Word that American Idol judge and lead singer with Aerosmith Steven Tyler is absolutely furious has hit the streets of Tinsel Town. And what exactly has caused Steven "Lips" Tyler to get so bent out of shape? Well according to Hacienda...
NEW YORK CITY - The executives of Live With Regis & Kelly have narrowed down their choices to replace the 'retiring' Regis Philbin. Philbin, who is 80, recently told Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres, that the powers that be are simp...
LOS ANGELES - On Wednesday afternoon ESPN executives sat down with Hank Williams Jr. in what appeared to be a second chance. Witnesses confirmed that Hank was seen going into the building with a shaved face, hair combed, and a subway sandwich in his...
A pharmaceutical giant has announced it will use Hank Williams Jr. as the name of their next drug medication on their list of narcotic experiments. Since the inception of the company, the only other health care product that came close to sounding...
MOBILE, Alabama - The Land of Cotton Convention Center was the scene of a record-breaking crowd as the young country crooner Taylor Swift belted out her many hit songs to a standing room only audience. A spokesperson for Swift identified as Harry...
MIAMI, FLORIDA - For the fifth consecutive week, Ricky stores all over the country have sold out of the Hank Williams Jr. costume that consists a beard, sunglasses, hat, and overalls. Online stores are constantly crashing because people keep 'soci...
SEATTLE - Hank Williams Jr. said he felt very strange not hollering out his usual Monday night "Are You Ready For Some Football" signature question on ESPNs Monday Night Football. "Bocephus, as his daddy Hank Sr. nicknamed him, told Sports Territ...
After twenty-three years of performing the first act for Americans in the National Football League's most popular game of the week, Monday Night Football, reality-famous equivalent Hank Williams Jr. has written his last country music record for ESPN,...
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