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Funny story: German frustrated wife divorces hubby because he has two left-hands!

German frustrated wife divorces hubby because he has two left-hands!

(NOT EDITED) Hanging up curtain rails might be quite simple for most people, However a non-handy man from Bitburg, Germany, possessing 'two left-hands' tends to think quite differently especially having a 'flame-spitting dragon' as a wife! Hoping…

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Funny story: Nashville Man Finds Steely Resolve at Junkyard

Nashville Man Finds Steely Resolve at Junkyard

Finding that his personal discipline had grown a bit rusty, Randall Freeman of Nashville, Tennessee, popped down to the local junkyard, where he managed to negotiate a great deal on some discarded but fully workable steely resolve. “It’s actually...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Successfully Runs Fool's Errand

Nashville Man Successfully Runs Fool's Errand

Interrupting his wife's home repair transaction with a strapping young handyman ostensibly there to fix a leaky pipe, Luke Greene of Nashville, Tennessee, returned home from the local hardware store in under 30 minutes, successfully having fulfilled...

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Funny story: After Years of Breaking, Dawn Gets Much-Needed Fix

After Years of Breaking, Dawn Gets Much-Needed Fix

After breaking each and every morning in memorable history, Dawn (also known as Sunrise and/or Aurora) finally got a much-needed fix. “Nights are tough,” admitted Dawn, in a rare moment of vulnerability. “Right before I wake up, I experience this...

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Funny story: Plumber Charges Extra if You Say "While you are at it"

Plumber Charges Extra if You Say "While you are at it"

Allentown, Pa - A local plumber has decided to charge an extra fee if his customer utters the words "while you are at it...". "I'm tired of 'while you are at it...'. It usually means the customer wants a favor for free, and I don't do free," note…

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Funny story: Fix it man kidnapped and forced to fix things

Fix it man kidnapped and forced to fix things

A handyman from California who went missing six months ago has told police that he was taken hostage and forced to do odd jobs around a large house. Gordon Bucket said that after being hired to fix a leaking tap at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hi...

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