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Funny story: H&R Block Offers Tips To Victims Of Sandy: Be More Absorbent!

H&R Block Offers Tips To Victims Of Sandy: Be More Absorbent!

Not wanting to come in second place to Hurricane Sandy in terms of financial ruination and victimization of the down-trodden, tax-hiccup H&R Block begins its two-pronged ritualized cozening of its clients with Emerald Advance AND their latest edu...

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Funny story: Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed

Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed

H&R Block Drop A Bat-Grenade Down Their Own Pants. Again. Superman, Justice League Destroys H&R Block's Kansas City Corporate Office: All 7 Remaining Home Office Employees Unharmed.  The tacky, babyshit-green Corporate Offices Of Kafkaesqu...

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Funny story: The Where's My Refund Glitch: IRS Invents New Way To F**k With Poor People.

The Where's My Refund Glitch: IRS Invents New Way To F**k With Poor People.

For hundreds of thousands of nearly-destitute Americans who rely on their income tax refund each year to pay March's rent, have the check engine light on their 1996 Nissan Sentra addressed, or just to blow on luxuries like dental care, crack or laund...

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Funny story: Sixth in a Series - H&R Block's Charman Richard Breeden To Get The F--k Out of Dodge

Sixth in a Series - H&R Block's Charman Richard Breeden To Get The F--k Out of Dodge

The single most dysfunctional U.S. tax preparer, H&R Block, has had it's executive-launching revolving doors spun open yet again: Hedge fund investor Richard Breeden will step down as its chairman and director at the end of the 2011 tax season.

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Funny story: Jackson Hewitt Sues H&R Block, Calls Ads 'False,' 'Unimaginative.'

Jackson Hewitt Sues H&R Block, Calls Ads 'False,' 'Unimaginative.'

Jackson Hewitt Tax Service --the guys who actually have Refund Anticipation Loans, and do not use homeless men dressed up as the Statue of Liberty in their marketing campaign-- has sued soon-to-be-bankrupt H&R Block to stop a new advertising camp...

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Funny story: H&R Block Pulls Ads From MTV's Skins, The Spoof.

H&R Block Pulls Ads From MTV's Skins, The Spoof.

Financially neutered tax preparation company H&R Block -- the company who has been sued by the Attorneys General of 41 states over various consumer protection issues-- has pulled their advertising from MTV's kiddie-porn show "Skins", just weeks...

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Funny story: H&R Block Escapees Hold "Got The F--k Out Of Dodge In Time" Reunion In Kansas City.

H&R Block Escapees Hold "Got The F--k Out Of Dodge In Time" Reunion In Kansas City.

For Thomas Bloch, the son of the co-founder of once-ethical tax preparation juggernaut H&R Block, Henry, leaving the company that kinda has his family's name.* "My father Henry Bloch, who will turn 178 this month, has witnessed the company suf...

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Funny story: H&R Block Loses Exclusive Contract With Wal*Mart To Jackson Hewitt: "Hey, we still have Sears. There's still some of them open, right?"

H&R Block Loses Exclusive Contract With Wal*Mart To Jackson Hewitt: "Hey, we still have Sears. There's still some of them open, right?"

H&R Block, the tax preparation company who has taken it in the proverbial rear this tax season --after losing refund anticipation loans, their sole source of income-- they now find out that Jackson Hewitt will be the exclusive provider of tax ser...

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Funny story: H&R Block: Like Demolishing a Building With A Big Stuffed Bunny

H&R Block: Like Demolishing a Building With A Big Stuffed Bunny

H&R Block is in panic mode, entering what it calls First Peak --the flurry of business set in motion by the arrival of W-2s for those tax clients who usually plan to pay Febuary's child support with their tax refund-- without the ability to offer...

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Funny story: H&R Block CEO Responds to Senate Letter Regarding New Tax Credits, Encloses Resume

H&R Block CEO Responds to Senate Letter Regarding New Tax Credits, Encloses Resume

Senate leaders are countering the effort to repeal the new health care law by calling attention to small businesses tax credits also contained in the legislation. The Senate's top seven Democrats, all whiny and pissy over losing control of the Leg...

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Funny story: Jackson Hewitt Changes Its Name To "Refund Anticipation Loans 'R Us"

Jackson Hewitt Changes Its Name To "Refund Anticipation Loans 'R Us"

Perennial tax-preparation runner-up Jackson Hewitt has decided to capitalize on H&R Block's inability to provide its clients with Refund Anticipation Loans (RALs) by changing its name to "RALs 'R US." "Want a Refund Anticipation Loan, we got '...

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Funny story: H&R Block Builds Business By Giving Away Their Service For Free. Wait... What?

H&R Block Builds Business By Giving Away Their Service For Free. Wait... What?

The executives at tax preparation fossil H&R Block have come up with a brilliant strategy to build their business and increase profits: Welcome H&R Block to Thespoof.com's Family Of Advertisers! We're thrilled that you decided not to pull yo...

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Funny story: Alan Bennett: Yay! The IRS Gave H&R Block Three Extra Days To Sh-t The Bed!

Alan Bennett: Yay! The IRS Gave H&R Block Three Extra Days To Sh-t The Bed!

Erase the big, red X you put on the "Archbishop of Kraków Stanisław Dziwisz With Baby Animals" calendar your father-in-law gave you, because the IRS have given Usury-Rate same-day loan factory H&R Block three extra days to sh-t the bed. BREAK...

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Funny story: Without RALs, Today Begins H&R Block's Countdown To Insolvency.

Without RALs, Today Begins H&R Block's Countdown To Insolvency.

For the 214 people who still use H&R Block to prepare their income tax return, there will be a huge surprise at the interview desk in 2011, and it won't be lower prices: H&R Block can't offer to loan you your own money in anticipation of a ta...

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Funny story: H&R Block: Never Settle For Less, Unless You Want A RAL. Because We Ain't Got 'Em.

H&R Block: Never Settle For Less, Unless You Want A RAL. Because We Ain't Got 'Em.

Multi-billion dollar clusterf--k H&R Block has found that their business partners are more than willing to help them find new and better ways to f--k their customers over: This year, it's HSBC, who's yanked the rug out from under Block's loyal em...

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Funny story: H&R Block Shares Plummet After One-Day Gain: The Dead Cat Has Bounced. And Landed Again.

H&R Block Shares Plummet After One-Day Gain: The Dead Cat Has Bounced. And Landed Again.

For a (very) short while, following H&R Block's "Everything is rosy" quarterly earnings report last week, H&R Block's stock actually shot up near its 52-week high. Thespoof Welcomes H&R Block Back To Our Family Of Advertisers! Read more...

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Funny story: Blogs Filled With Stories Of 70%+ Credit Denial Rates For H&R Block Emerald Advance.

Blogs Filled With Stories Of 70%+ Credit Denial Rates For H&R Block Emerald Advance.

For three consecutive years, H&R Block has filled the destitute and credit-retarded that they will have a merry Christmas via their Emerald Advance loans, only to dash said hope with denials in the 70%-90% range. Fortunately for some, the blog...

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