Romania- In an unusual case, a mouse was seen carrying a €100 euro note in its mouth which drew the attention of a homeless man in Bucharest, Romania. Mice running away with fruits or snack items from stalls is a common sight, but stealing money...
According to a European Newspaper, actress Kristen Stewart woke up to discover a shrunken head in the bed beside her. "I screamed till someone opened the door and their security guard took it to the police station. Here I am in all these spooky mo...
The christening of Prince George at St James's Palace in London was brought to a halt this afternoon when a Gypsy ran up to the baptismal font and snatched the infant Prince George from the arms of his mother, the Duchess of Cambridge. Before the...
Gypsy curses, black magick rituals, the hex....malevolent spirits running wild. It's the UK's hottest story right now. "It's all stuff and nonsense is that," a man identified as 'Dead Uncle Albert' by Italian spirit guide, Rugieri Marconi declared...
London - The Queen's going absolutely bonkers at the release of state papers she thought she'd torched circa the Suez Crisis of '57. "The plebs were never meant to know, Ma'am," bringer of ill tidings Lord Luce-Cannon whispered apologetically at t...
Irish traveller Paddy Doherty will soon to be told he has "30 minutes to pack his bags and leave the Celebrity Big Brother house." But the star of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding claims he has nowhere to go and has erected chicken wire around the program...
Lord Humphrey Nonce QC was left cursing his bad luck at Royal Ascot yesterday. The 'Sporting Judge', who part owns a leg of the game filly Kinky Afro, watched as the nag pulled up short in The Buckingham Palace Stakes over 7 Furlongs. With the...
Travellers across the UK are sick and tired of the recent Channel 4 hit 'My Big Stupid Illiterate Bullying Non-Tax-Paying Fly-Tipping Fat Gypsy Wedding.' Many are fearful the TV show is damaging to their culture. Often known as 'Romany Gypsie...
The TV crew looked on in awestruck disbelief as a big fat arsed gypsy wedding took place today in Barwick In Elmet, North Yorkshire. The set of the reality TV show My Big Fat Arsed Gypsy Wedding got even more surreal, when some people with obesity...
Martin Shuttlecock sort of knew something was amiss when a few weeks ago, he found his gazebo lying on its side in his back yard. The gazebo had been standing for years without incident, but suddenly was atip and askew and there were no winds really...
Nicolas Sarkozy has amended his policy of shipping the Romanians out of his country, in light of recent criticism by the European Union that it mirrored the Holocaust. Instead of forcing the refugees back onto planes, Sarkozy has launched a brand...
President Nicolas Sarkozy, hurt at being compared to France's collaborationist World War Two leaders because of his policy of expelling Roms (gypsies) from French territory, threw a giant open-air party for France's gypsies on Wednesday night. The...
We can exclusively reveal today, right here, that the sexy Shakira, contrary to what her latest song title may say, is NOT a Gypsy. She is, in fact, Colombian. The 33 year old diva was actually born and bred in the home of drug cartels, coca pl...
There was uproar in south west England this week when a local travellers camp was mysteriously tarmaced by passing council workers. The pikey camp was at ease in the early hours of Monday morning when the council struck. The team of eight workers...
Madonna said she was compelled to comment on the discrimination against Americans while she was on stage in Romania, despite being laughed at by everyone. The 61-year old was laughed at by millions after saying the discrimination 'made me realise...
Wanda Hildgarten, a dyslexic east side fortune teller was arrested last week by New York City police after customers complained of being told stories of their past, instead of predicting their future.
Popular TV presenter Basil Brush was today embroiled in a sordid racism row which threatens to damage the reputation of the BBC establishment.
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