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Man breaks new year's resolution

Funny story: Man breaks new year's resolution

Donald Smith of Basingstoke has broken his only new year's resolution in only one day. The Office worker claimed that he wanted to get fit, and joined a gym, paying more than £1,500 for the year's membership, but the chap told us that it is now 17...

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YMCA of Nashville Now Hiring 2 Million Seasonal Workers For First Week of January

NASHVILLE, TN- With the new year fast approaching, YMCA of Hendersonville announced yesterday they will be hiring 2 million seasonal employees to help combat the massive influx of people expected to make an appearance during the first week of the New...

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Man Plans Trip To The Gym Tomorrow

Funny story: Man Plans Trip To The Gym Tomorrow

BOWLING GREEN, KY- After years of unhealthy eating and a sedentary lifestyle, Alex Witzgall, 26, told himself he would go to the gym. Tomorrow. "Yeah, well, I'd go this evening after work, but I have to watch the Pats game," he thought to himself...

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Nouveau Gym Offering Manual Labor Classes

Funny story: Nouveau Gym Offering Manual Labor Classes

The newest exercise craze combines "Throw-back Thursday", green living, altruism, weight loss, and fitness into the hottest new trend in the US. Instead of lifting weights and taking last year's aerobic class, gym members are assigned manual labor in...

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Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water

Funny story: Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water

SAN DIEGO, CA -- Students and officials at San Diego State University (SDSU), like the rest of the world (or at least Europe, Canada, and the United States), are learning that it is nature that is wrong, and not transgender persons, in insisting that...

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Close-Minded Man Not Even Willing To Hear Out Argument On Why Cardio Steals Your Gains

VENICE BEACH, CA-Gym bros of local resident Justin Fox are becoming tired of his refusal to see other viewpoints. They claim he is totally unwilling to hear out any reasons why doing cardio as a part of his regular work out routine is stealing all of...

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Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Funny story: Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Cleveland, Tn. A lady who must have filled up on burritos and beer cleared a whole section of basketball fans at the High Street Owls playoff game, Saturday night. Although it cannot be proven a Ms. Maggie Sweat was the first one to jump up and l...

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Things You Might Overhear At Your Gym

Funny story: Things You Might Overhear At Your Gym

One: Ugghhh! Two: Oooooofff! Three: Aaarrgh! Four: Yuccccchhhh! Five: Grrrmmmppp! Six: Are you alright? Seven: Help! Eight: Where's the AED? Nine: Anyone know CPR, goddammit! Ten: Hello, 911? Meanwhile, there is a certain gym culture that needs to be abolished. Cleaning the equipment...

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Hugh Jackman stalked by Lady Gaga

Funny story: Hugh Jackman stalked by Lady Gaga

Hugh Jackman got the surprise of his life during the weekend. An ugly looking woman that appeared drunk screamed out "I love you Wolverine" as she chased the handsome actor with a bowl of linguine while he was at a New York City gym, Jackman's pub...

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Spider-Man Ousted from NYC Gym

Funny story: Spider-Man Ousted from NYC Gym

To many, he's the amazing Spider-Man. But he's not that amazing to the owners of a gym on the upper East side of Manhattan. They had given him a temporary pass to use the gym facilities, but they're not pleased with his behavior. They've confirmed what was only a rumor: that they've turned down Spidey for permanent membership. These are the reasons they gave: -- Spider-Man refuses to us...

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My week as a woman - day four

Funny story: My week as a woman - day four

I had somehow managed to almost strangle myself during the night, and I woke up as tired as when I went to sleep. The nightie was described as sexy. I now appreciate that the moniker was attached by somebody who had never worn it. Red lace may leave little to the imagination, but it should not, under any circumstances be worn by anyone with skin. Lace may be the sexiest material on the planet, but...

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Gym Class Music Crime Targetted By Local Fitness Fan

Funny story: Gym Class Music Crime Targetted By Local Fitness Fan

A local fitness fan is campaigning for legislation to end what she describes as music crime. Egregia Nimitz is a member of the local branch of a national chain of gyms and has been horrified by what she hears during their classes. Now Mrs Nimit...

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Spanish nudist gym offers extra penis and boob insurance?

Funny story: Spanish nudist gym offers extra penis and boob insurance?

A Spanish nudist gym, the first of its kind in Spain, has come up with a brilliant idea to insure their punters "private parts" extra just in case they let their weights slip, "ouch"! The gym are offering extra penis and boob insurance in case of...

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Madonna opens gym in Mexico City

Funny story: Madonna opens gym in Mexico City

Hundreds of fans turned out to see singer and fitness fanatic Madonna open her first gym in Mexico City. Madonna, 52, who is hoping to open a chain of gyms, said she chose to Mexico City for the first one because she likes the poverty and needines...

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Chicago High School Replaces Gym Equipment With Nintendo Wii Stations

Funny story: Chicago High School Replaces Gym Equipment With Nintendo Wii Stations

Chicago's George Washington High School is the first in the nation to bring its gymnasium into the 21st century by replacing all of its gym equipment, including balls, bats, paddles and nets with two big-screen Nintendo Wii Stations. The idea spun ou...

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Bally Total Fitness Creates New 'Judgement Free' Zone

The corporate, nationwide gym, Bally Total Fitness has announced plans to reach out to the shy by providing a "Judgement Free" zone in all of their gyms across the country. "I can see how some might be intimidated by our commercials," said Ma...

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High School Equipment Manager Collects Towels in Record Time

Funny story: High School Equipment Manager Collects Towels in Record Time

David "Flash" Bryzynski set a school record for equipment managers when he collected the Hamilton High Grizzlies basketball team's towels in a record three minutes and fifty seven seconds, shattering the old record of 4:07. Bryzynski, a juni...

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Guy at Gym Insists on Watching 'Tyra Banks Show'

Funny story: Guy at Gym Insists on Watching 'Tyra Banks Show'

ORLANDO, Fla. (Heewack News Network) -- A routine workout for two guys at a hotel fitness center was ruined when a third guy refused to change the lone TV set to "SportsCenter," insisting that they leave on "The Tyra Banks Show."

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