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Funny story: Guns N' Roses Reunion Show Brings Celebrities You Forgot Existed

Guns N' Roses Reunion Show Brings Celebrities You Forgot Existed

Last night in Los Angeles, Guns N' Roses played their first reunion show at the famous Troubadour. Only 500 tickets were available, and you bet the club was filled with lucky fans and celebrities you forgot existed. Lenny Kravitz made a splash whe...

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Funny story: Guns and Roses get the "Bottle" in Dublin!

Guns and Roses get the "Bottle" in Dublin!

Guns and Roses turned up late for their gig in Dublin so the waiting Irish crowd decided to do what they always do best, get thoroughly pissed! When Axl and the boys did arrive they obviously underestimated the reputation of the Irish and their bo...

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Funny story: Blogojevich to plead No Contest in Guns N' Roses Chinese Kleptocracy leak

Blogojevich to plead No Contest in Guns N' Roses Chinese Kleptocracy leak

Chicago, Illinois - (Ass Mess): Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is to plead No Contest in the leaking the of the "Nein!" Germanic tracks prior to the release of Guns N' Roses' new album Chinese Kleptocracy. LA Prosecutors have accused him of lea...

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Funny story: Guns N' Roses to tour China

Guns N' Roses to tour China

The Chinese government in an unexpected gesture of appreciation has invited north American rockers, Guns N' Roses to tour China. "We feel fortunate Guns N' Roses has featured us on their new album," said a Chinese official for the ruling Communis...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Linked to Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy Album

Dalai Lama Linked to Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy Album

Rosebud, South Dakota - After 14 years in the making and $13 million in production costs, Guns N' Roses has finally released its Chinese Democracy album. Chinese Democracy has received tepid reviews in the West and outright banning in China. Now it...

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Funny story: "Chinese Democracy will be a country album" says Axl Rose

"Chinese Democracy will be a country album" says Axl Rose

Malibu, Ca. (Rooterz) - Axl Rose confirms that the long awaited Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy will be a country album. It was reported earlier this year that the album would be a bluegrass album, but plans changed after the story broke. "W...

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Funny story: Guns 'N Roses to perform songs from Chinese Democracy Album at Olympics

Guns 'N Roses to perform songs from Chinese Democracy Album at Olympics

Grizzled rock group Guns 'N Roses are to perform songs from their much anticipated Chinese Democracy album at this years Olympic Games in Beijing, China.

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Funny story: James Hetfield of Metallica Joins Guns N' Roses For Special Reunion Tour

James Hetfield of Metallica Joins Guns N' Roses For Special Reunion Tour

Metallica rock icon James Hetfield is joining forces with Axl Rose and the Gun N' Roses guys for a special once-off reunion tour staring in Montreal on June 18t...

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Funny story: Guns N' Roses to perform on American Idol

Guns N' Roses to perform on American Idol

Rock group Guns N' Roses are set to join the lineup for a once -off spectacular Rock edition of the immensely popular hit TV talent show American Idol.

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Funny story: Axl Rose Forms Supergroup of Gingers

Axl Rose Forms Supergroup of Gingers

Guns 'N Roses frontman Axl Rose has formed a super group made up entirely of famous red-haired artists and intends to do a world tour before the end of this year.

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Funny story: Guns N' Roses Fans Have No Sense Of Humor

Guns N' Roses Fans Have No Sense Of Humor

Heavy Metal fans around the world (but particularly Canada) must hang their lank-haired, smelly heads in shame today following the revelation that the stoner losers have absolutely no sense of humor.

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Funny story: Duff Mckagan Leaves VR

Duff Mckagan Leaves VR

After parting ways with Scott Weiland, Velvet Revolver founding members, ex Guns N' Roses (Slash, Duff Mckagan and Matt Sorum) and Dave Kushner began the search for a new lead singer. But today, during a press conference in LA, Duff Mckagan annou...

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Funny story: Axl Rose denies bluegrass claims

Axl Rose denies bluegrass claims

Los Angeles,Ca. (Rooters) Singer W. Axl Rose denies claims that the long awaited Guns N' Roses album will be bluegrass.

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Funny story: Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy to be Bluegrass album

Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy to be Bluegrass album

Los Angeles, Ca (Rooters) - A source close to the band Guns N' Roses have told the TheSpoof.com that the new Guns N' Roses album "Chinese Democracy" will be in fact a bluegrass album.

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Funny story: Guitarist Slash breaks thumbs whilst tickling whale

Guitarist Slash breaks thumbs whilst tickling whale

"Velvet Revolver" guitarist Slash has ended up in hospital after breaking both his thumbs while tickling a blue whale.

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Funny story: Axl Rose"Slash's hair caused the band to break up"

Axl Rose"Slash's hair caused the band to break up"

Hollywood,Ca.(Rooters) In a shocking statement today Axl Rose's assistant's assistant's cousin told the L.A.Times that his cousin told him that Axl Rose told his cousin the real reason the original Guns N' Roses broke up. "Yeah, I was like on the...

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