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Funny story: Chinese OAP, Wan Pong Poo, breaks Guinness Book of Records record sitting on the bog!

Chinese OAP, Wan Pong Poo, breaks Guinness Book of Records record sitting on the bog!

(NOT EDITED) In the remote Chinese province, Xinjiang, suddenly global interest in one inhabitant has gone viral after reports he was determined to bring fame to his desolate mountain village! Wan Pong Poo, 85-year-old senior citizen, locked hims…

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Funny story: Spoof Writer To Appear on Cover of Guinness Book of World Records

Spoof Writer To Appear on Cover of Guinness Book of World Records

A famous writer for The Spoof, has published his one millionth story for the infamous publication, setting a new world record. His face will appear on the cover of the Guinness Book of World Records, but will be pixilated because he is too handsom...

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Funny story: Man Breaks Record By Writing Story In Only Four Minutes

Man Breaks Record By Writing Story In Only Four Minutes

A man has revealed how he managed to smash the world record for conceiving, creating, writing, and publishing a story of no particular import on a satirical news website, this morning. Myke Woodson, 56, claims he took just four minutes - or therea...

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Funny story: Man swims to the Moon in his bathtub

Man swims to the Moon in his bathtub

Bored of being stuck indoors due to the coronavirus, Gloucester man Geoff Sweat, decided to perform a feat never before attempted - to swim the distance to the Moon in his bathtub. Mr Sweat, 41, has an Olympic-sized bathtub in his basement, and, d...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Land speed record in a house

Isle of Wight News - Land speed record in a house

A family in Ventnor, has unwittingly set the land speed record in a house. The previous holders, the Robinsons of Francis, Oregon, travelled at twenty-two miles an hour in the back of their house as it was moved from Francis to Peppermill, some th...

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Funny story: Fond du Lac man world's first

Fond du Lac man world's first

FOND DU LAC, WISCONSIN -- A Fond du Lac man has been declared by the Guinness Book of World Records to be first to "read, understand and accept" all of the terms and conditions associated with an Internet software download.

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Funny story: Guinness announces new world record

Guinness announces new world record

The Guinness Book of World Records today announced a new category of world record and a winner of said record.

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Funny story: Ottumwa Iowa Man Produces Worlds Largest Stool

Ottumwa Iowa Man Produces Worlds Largest Stool

A Spokesman for the Guinness Book of World Records, Sir Reginald Bottoms, announced today that a record for the largest stool ever produced by a single human being would go into their record books. "My god you should have seen that sucker, I ha...

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Funny story: Guinness Book of Records declares the year 2007 record breaker for recalls; next year's awaited with baited breath

Guinness Book of Records declares the year 2007 record breaker for recalls; next year's awaited with baited breath

London, England - Contaminated wheat gluten in dog food; lead based paint in toys; spinach tainted with E. coli; peanut butter; Veggie Booty Health Snacks; fish; hamburger meat; frozen pizza; pot pies; children vaccines and the list goes on and on fo...

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