Gary Johnson, a Guardian reader for many years now, has never once eaten Tofu. 'Yes' said Gary on his blog 'I am one of the Guardian Reading, Tofu Eating members of the Wokerati that are responsible for all of the country's ills, only to confuse t…
A new protest group was formed today, called Guardian Readers Against the Bin Laden Assassination By Illegal Action (GRABLABIA). The group gathered in central London today and made some rather passionate if misguided speeches. They came bearing smug...
Read this thrilling adventure from the start And so Froduh and his companions approached the hippy haven of Rivendell, where they found the river held against them. A group of 9 black clad Goth riders refused to let the students pass the river. But then Froduh stood up, preaching, "Yeah, like Che Guevara before me, I shall murder thee if thee persists in promoting a different point of vie...
Froduh Baggins was unsure of the task brought upon him when he inherited the One Ring from his Uncle Bilbo. Of course, being a lefty, he believed that the Shire Government should have taken the Ring in inheritance tax. Nevertheless, he gathered together some of his companions, and being the communist morons that they were, they desired to destroy the vast wealth which the One Ring brought, so t...
The result is always a draw at 'politically correct' football matches, as it would be unkind and unfair for anyone to lose. So at the recent annual Labour Shadow Cabinet versus Guardian Journalists football match, a debate was called before the...
Forget about left-wing politics, Britain's Guardian newspaper has been officially dubbed the most boring newspaper in the country. The damning findings, from two men in a pub in Yorkshire and their dog, have confirmed what industry pundits have suspe...
Marina Hyde,(61) prolific journalist and editor of Friday's popular Guardian G2 section 'Lost in Showbiz' column, has, unfortunately found herself, lost in showbiz. Surrounding herself continuously with footballers, music celebrities, TV presente...
An article in the Guardian has prompted a huge response from readers. By five o'clock today at least 730 people sent responses about an article by Polly Toynbee, which claimed that Jacqui Smith was the victim of a new wave of Puritanism. Having...
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