Piracy of the high street has been the scourge of Britain for centuries, but has been dying out for many years. However, in 2020, it is making a comeback, thanks to the economic devastation and empty streets caused by coronavirus. Geoff Brownbeard...
Staff at Britain's best-loved pastry shop, Greggs, are to share in a £7million windfall bonus that has come after what the firm called "a phenomenal year" in trading. Shareholders received a £35m special dividend in October. Chief executive, An...
Harry Maguire, the fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy of English football, who signed for Manchester United for £80million from Leicester City on Monday, says he might buy some new football boots, as a special treat to himself for becoming the most...
A feckless father has been banned from every single Greggs along an entire 13 mile stretch of coastland after going on a six year sausage roll addiction funded by state handouts. Jobless Mervin Gardener, 25, terrorised police, supermarket security...
UK bakery giants Greggs have reported pre tax profits of £4.5 million for the year ending March 31st, 2011. More than half of the High Street shop's profits can be attributed to the success of their newest confection, the Royal Turnover, a delicio...
High Street baker Greggs plans to cash in on the breakfast market by selling porridge. The move follows the success it has enjoyed recently selling bacon rolls. It has sold seven million of the breakfast butties since they were introduced in Febru...
Greggs the bakers today took over Britain in a sudden military coup. Martial law will begin tomorrow, and anyone visiting any other shop will be detained without trial indefinitely. There was little surprise at the action, as for years every stree...
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