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Funny story: British Construction Experts Now Say That The Great Wall of China is Now Called The Not Really That Great Wall of China

British Construction Experts Now Say That The Great Wall of China is Now Called The Not Really That Great Wall of China

LONDON – (Satire News) – The famous Great Wall of China was finished in 200 BC. It actually took 17 different construction companies from China, Zimbabwe, Japan, Iceland, and Bolivia working 24/7 to finish it. Reports are that a construction co…

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Funny story: Inspectors Find Over 17,000 Cracks In The Great Wall of China

Inspectors Find Over 17,000 Cracks In The Great Wall of China

SHANGHAI, China - (World Satire) – Inspectors with Ireland’s Green Leprechaun Building & Wall Inspecting Company have finished their 4-month inspection of the 13,171-mile-long Great Wall of China. And they have informed the Chinese government…

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Funny story: Wuhan Now Surrounded By Wall

Wuhan Now Surrounded By Wall

Wuhan, the Chinese city where it's thought the deadly Coronavirus originated, has been photographed by satellite cameras from space, and is now surrounded by what is thought to be, a tall perimeter wall snaking all the way around the city of 14 milli...

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Funny story: Trump Promises Border Wall, Democrats Promise to Remove Wall--Unemployment Permanently Ended

Trump Promises Border Wall, Democrats Promise to Remove Wall--Unemployment Permanently Ended

In a rare moment of bi-partisanship, Republicans and Democrats are united and their new found unity will have major implications for immigration policy and the U.S. labor market. According to Shiv Aalok, White House Minister of Truth, Democrat House...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens China With Wall

Trump Threatens China With Wall

President Donald Trump isn't one to shy away from a contentious issue, and his tariff war with China has now reached the stage where he feels it is necessary to put his stamp of authority on the situation. Trump has now threatened Beijing that, if...

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Funny story: Another Brick In The Wall: The Presidential Version

Another Brick In The Wall: The Presidential Version

Donald Trump announced new plans for "The Wall" he wants to build between the US and Mexico. He's not going to build it - he's going to BUY it. Early last year before running for the Republican Party nominee, Donald Trump visited Beijing, China, o...

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Funny story: NKorea's Kim Hiding Under Bed as His Missile Hits China

NKorea's Kim Hiding Under Bed as His Missile Hits China

Washington: Word here is that North Koreas top military general is headed for Beijing at this moment as he plans to throw himself on the mercy of the Chinese leaders for a wayward missile once again (#10) went way off course and hit somewhere in Chin...

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Funny story: Great WALL-mart of China! Ancient landmark purchased by corporate giant

Great WALL-mart of China! Ancient landmark purchased by corporate giant

In a joint press conference held by US corporate giant Walmart and Chinese officials in Beijing this morning, the sale of the Great Wall of China was announced. "The Great Wall will be the single largest retail outlet in the history of mankind,"...

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Funny story: China Reveals An Amazing Fact Regarding The Great Wall of China

China Reveals An Amazing Fact Regarding The Great Wall of China

HONG KONG - The government of China recently spent millions of dollars making repairs to the Great Wall of China. Ming Yang Wong, a spokesman for China's national news agency, Rick Shaw, revealed a very interesting fact. He stated that back dur...

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Funny story: Great Wall of Watford to be built to keep "Oiks" out

Great Wall of Watford to be built to keep "Oiks" out

Another "Hadrian's Wall" is to be built just north of Watford so that David Cameron, George Osborne and the rest of the Royal Family can completely forget about Northerners and Welsh and Scottish people. Suddenly being reminded about the Norther...

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Funny story: Bulgarian tsunami sweeping towards the UK!

Bulgarian tsunami sweeping towards the UK!

EU seismoligists have predicted a rather huge volcanic eruption after January 1st in the Balkan area and warn about a huge wave, likeable to a tsunami, that will travel westwards and smother all low-lying countries including the UK. The tsunami wi...

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Funny story: China's Moon Rover Building Great Wall

China's Moon Rover Building Great Wall

Although the Chinese are only the third nation to land on the moon, they say they have already caught Russia and heading past the United States in space technology. They have now started the rumor that "Jade Rabbit" is placing together moon rocks...

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Funny story: China Rejects NASA's $7 Billion Loan Request

China Rejects NASA's $7 Billion Loan Request

HOUSTON - NASA has just received word that the Republic of China has turned down their loan request. China's Foreign Minister Kong Hong Liebowitz gave NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb the bad news. Mr. Liebowitz stated that China regretted ha...

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Funny story: The Great Wall of China May Have To Be Demolished Due To Extensive Damage From Decades of Graffiti

The Great Wall of China May Have To Be Demolished Due To Extensive Damage From Decades of Graffiti

HONG KONG - One of China's leading news agencies The Ying Yang News Agency is reporting that government inspectors have reported that recent inspections of The Great Wall of China have turned up some shocking discoveries. It appears that due to de...

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Funny story: Great Wall of China ads

Great Wall of China ads

In a bid to raise some much needed cash, China will be auctioning off advertising space on the Great Wall. Widely, and inaccurately, described as the only man made structure visible from space, China believes that advertisers will flock to the Wall t...

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Funny story: Scientists have discovered that The Great Wall of China is held together by sticky rice

Scientists have discovered that The Great Wall of China is held together by sticky rice

Scientists, who have been studying The Great Wall of China in an effort to discover how it has lasted so long without crumbling, now release their latest finding.....bricks are held together by sticky rice. Apparently, sticky rice was fed to worke...

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Funny story: Bush on visiting Great Wall last month: "I should've said,'Mr Jintao, tear down this wall.'"

Bush on visiting Great Wall last month: "I should've said,'Mr Jintao, tear down this wall.'"

President George Bush was criticized by many for attending last months Olympics in Beijing, China. The country is widely known for it's horrendous human rights record and limitations on basic freedoms. Many called for the leader to boycott the games...

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