LONDON – (Satire News) – The famous Great Wall of China was finished in 200 BC. It actually took 17 different construction companies from China, Zimbabwe, Japan, Iceland, and Bolivia working 24/7 to finish it. Reports are that a construction co…
SHANGHAI, China - (World Satire) – Inspectors with Ireland’s Green Leprechaun Building & Wall Inspecting Company have finished their 4-month inspection of the 13,171-mile-long Great Wall of China. And they have informed the Chinese government…
Wuhan, the Chinese city where it's thought the deadly Coronavirus originated, has been photographed by satellite cameras from space, and is now surrounded by what is thought to be, a tall perimeter wall snaking all the way around the city of 14 milli...
In a rare moment of bi-partisanship, Republicans and Democrats are united and their new found unity will have major implications for immigration policy and the U.S. labor market. According to Shiv Aalok, White House Minister of Truth, Democrat House...
President Donald Trump isn't one to shy away from a contentious issue, and his tariff war with China has now reached the stage where he feels it is necessary to put his stamp of authority on the situation. Trump has now threatened Beijing that, if...
Donald Trump announced new plans for "The Wall" he wants to build between the US and Mexico. He's not going to build it - he's going to BUY it. Early last year before running for the Republican Party nominee, Donald Trump visited Beijing, China, o...
Washington: Word here is that North Koreas top military general is headed for Beijing at this moment as he plans to throw himself on the mercy of the Chinese leaders for a wayward missile once again (#10) went way off course and hit somewhere in Chin...
In a joint press conference held by US corporate giant Walmart and Chinese officials in Beijing this morning, the sale of the Great Wall of China was announced. "The Great Wall will be the single largest retail outlet in the history of mankind,"...
HONG KONG - The government of China recently spent millions of dollars making repairs to the Great Wall of China. Ming Yang Wong, a spokesman for China's national news agency, Rick Shaw, revealed a very interesting fact. He stated that back dur...
Another "Hadrian's Wall" is to be built just north of Watford so that David Cameron, George Osborne and the rest of the Royal Family can completely forget about Northerners and Welsh and Scottish people. Suddenly being reminded about the Norther...
EU seismoligists have predicted a rather huge volcanic eruption after January 1st in the Balkan area and warn about a huge wave, likeable to a tsunami, that will travel westwards and smother all low-lying countries including the UK. The tsunami wi...
Although the Chinese are only the third nation to land on the moon, they say they have already caught Russia and heading past the United States in space technology. They have now started the rumor that "Jade Rabbit" is placing together moon rocks...
HOUSTON - NASA has just received word that the Republic of China has turned down their loan request. China's Foreign Minister Kong Hong Liebowitz gave NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb the bad news. Mr. Liebowitz stated that China regretted ha...
HONG KONG - One of China's leading news agencies The Ying Yang News Agency is reporting that government inspectors have reported that recent inspections of The Great Wall of China have turned up some shocking discoveries. It appears that due to de...
In a bid to raise some much needed cash, China will be auctioning off advertising space on the Great Wall. Widely, and inaccurately, described as the only man made structure visible from space, China believes that advertisers will flock to the Wall t...
Scientists, who have been studying The Great Wall of China in an effort to discover how it has lasted so long without crumbling, now release their latest finding.....bricks are held together by sticky rice. Apparently, sticky rice was fed to worke...
President George Bush was criticized by many for attending last months Olympics in Beijing, China. The country is widely known for it's horrendous human rights record and limitations on basic freedoms. Many called for the leader to boycott the games...
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