FADE IN: BETH checks stock in display cases and rearranges things in preparation for their 10:00 a.m. opening. GG enters from the backroom carrying a mug of coffee and a fat pot cookie. He points at the case she's working in. GG That muffin's upside down. BETH Our clients will never know the difference-or care if they did know. GG But it's a matter of aesthetics, of...
FADE IN: EXT. DAY. EARL approaches the Emporium and lurches into a MAN coming toward him. They collide and EARL spins around and faces the way he'd been going. He raises his cane and barks at his unseen assailant who stops and looks on wonderingly as EARL threatens empty space. EARL (scowling) Hey! Why don't you look where you're going, buddy? Why, for two cents I'd giv...
FADE IN: EXT. DAY. Shot of Grandpa Ganja's Emporium. GG sweeps the sidewalk, nods to passerby, turns and starts inside. INT. Usual scene. Smoke eddies, CHESS PLAYERS in inaction, BETH at the table chats with 80-year-old CLARA with walker. CLIENTS at tables smoke, drink coffee, eat cookies. GUITARIST strums softly in a corner. GG crosses with broom and goes into backroom. CLARA …was...
FADE IN: EXT. DAY. 9:45 am. GG arrives for an early seminar for new patients. He carries a cardboard box under his arm and enters the Club. INT. BETH is putting fresh coffee out with a box of regular cookies. BETH You're late. I thought you forgot today's seminar. GG Grandpa Ganja never forgets. I just had to go back for my demos. BETH Because you forgot th...
Evan Keliher ©2009 FADE IN: EXT. DAY. SHOT OF POT CLUB. Getting toward noon. Sunny, bright. EARL approaches the club with the aid of his red-tipped white cane. INT. CLUB. BETH is bending over the books at the center table. Place is empty except for the CHESS GUYS and GUITAR PLAYER playing softly. BETH looks up as EARL enters. BETH Earl. I thought you were going downtow...
FADE IN: EXT. NIGHT. View of Grandpa Ganja's Emporium. It's nearly dark and tokers lounge about in front of the club just before closing. INT. CLUB. Usual scene. CHESS PLAYERS in place, EARL and BETH sit at the table with coffee, GG sells pot to client. Several others have coffee, smoke, etc. GUTARIST plays softly. GG (holds baggie open for client wh...
Evan Keliher (A sitcom in 7 episodes. Looking for a production deal.) EXT. DAY. SHOT OF POT CLUB. A legal medical marijuana dispensary in a L.A. storefront building in a rundown part of the city. There's a Hells Angels club on one side with bikes in front, a bar on the other side, etc. The window has posters of pot leaves, tokers, etc., and a large sign overhead reads Grandpa Ganja's Empor...
ANAHEIM -- Drunk a-holes around the country were able to say, "I tol' you that'd f---in' happen one day," after Los Angeles Angels first baseman Kendry Morales Morales broke his leg hile celebrating his game winning grand slam. Morales will underg...
Lust Busters is a dynamic tale of sex and runaway libidos, unparalleled orgies on a grand scale, exorcism and mysterious strangers, FBI Special Squads, and all branches of the armed forces engaged in a dramatic clash with good against evil and much more. It's also a love story...depending on how you define love, of course. It's even alleged to be funny. And it has more sex in it by actual count...
NB-America has lost its way and we'll never find it again without a revolution, maybe something along the lines of what I propose in TYRANNICIDE where a first-rate scheme is outlined that cannot fail to impress politicians nationwide. Here are two dandy reviews by a pair of very discerning and intelligent reviewers. 5.0 out of 5 stars Recommended by habeas corruptus & Robert Steele,...
Beware the De-Ballers with their sharp scissors! Stand tall like real men everywhere, strike a blow for machismo, respect and honor. Look like a real man even if you aren't one by being duplicitous, cunning, and deceitful. (All traits copied from women, of course.) Adopt a swagger, wear macho clothes, smoke cigars, grow a beard, sign up with the Hells Angels, practice spitting, say no to N.O.W.
NB-Here it is, Grandpa Ganja's classic work on the noble marijuana bush wherein he discusses how to grow pot, buy it, steal it, smoke and/or eat it, hide it from jackbooted cops and even includes its history, medical uses, myths, etc. GMH will add a touch of class to your personal library and it makes a great gift for fellow-tokers. Grandpa's MARIJUANA Handbook by ©Evan Kelihe...
I first heard of Zen during WWII when I was a mere stripling, though all I knew about it was that you could shoot arrows like William Tell if you were high on the stuff. Since it was tied to Japan and this was WWII, Zen wasn't real popular with most Americans, anyway, so I gave it a miss. Then, I learned Zen was about more than archery, that it was free but very expensive, easy but hard, clea...
I was ten-years-old when WWII started so I grew up with war movies and propaganda that made it look cool if you were a ten-year-old idiot. I figured I'd join the Marines and be a hero like John Wayne but the war ended before I could sign up. Unwilling to wait longer, I quit school at sixteen (a step ahead of the expulsion squad) in '48 and joined the Marines to see the world. So they sent my...
A review of GWFT by C. D. Phillips (Oakland, TN USA) If you teach high school you need to read this book. OK, so it is meant to be funny and might actually offend at times but just to think from this viewpoint is something every teacher should be required to do. Very highly recommended. TABLE OF CONTENTS Chapter Introduction...
TABLE OF CONTENTS Chapter Introduction 1. Who Are We? 2. How To Get To Be Old To 3. Exercise 4. Diet 5. Freedom 6. Seniors and Sex 7. Should You Marry Again? Again? 8. Voting 9. Old-timers and Crime 10. Children and Grandchildren 11. Second Careers 12. Money and Investments 13. Dressing R...
(NB-This posting concerns medical marijuana and is intended as an advisory for legitimate patients who want to grow their own medicine. If you're not deathly ill with some hideous disease, you may not read this material under pain of, uh, some awful consequence. Forewarned is forearmed.) On Gardening Skills Okay, so you've been to the pot dispensary and learned that the st...
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