This is Tilly of Dangerous, But Fun - Senior Travel. We haven't lost a customer yet - (but had some close calls). (Those alligators in Florida can be quick.) A big Dude Ranch near Phoenix paid me to come over to America and 'Ride a bronco' and do…
DEVIL'S ASS, Arizona - (Satire News) - The temps in and around the Grand Canyon area have been hitting between 108 and 113 on a daily basis. Reports from Arizona rangers are that the canyon's fire ant population has literally gone up in flames.
PHOENIX - (Satire News) - The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that a group of investors from Shanghai, China, are interested in purchasing the Grand Canyon. The Group, which calls itself, Fortune Cookie, Inc., has made Gov. Doug D…
And Quoth The Raven "Gimmee S'Mores." (with apologies to Edgar Allen Poe for this blatant ripoff of his famous poem) Once upon a day bright and cheery, while I hiked a trail loved dearly Gazing o'er cliff and valley, sagebrush green and rose hued stone- As I walked a steady tread came a shadow overhead Whirled and wheeled ahead this strange shape unknown That struck within me a forbiddin...
You've heard the tales of Paul Bunyan. You know the exploits of Pecos Bill. Maybe you've heard of the German Baron Munchhausen. But have you ever heard the legend of John Hance? You will now: The Spoof has succeeded in gaining an interview with one of the greats of Grand Canyon history- the unforgettable John Hance, the first white man to live at the Grand Canyon and famous story teller fro...
What to do in the Grand Canyon if: you are confronted by a black bear- Calmly stand your ground and fight back. Do not run as they will chase you. a rock slide occurs above you- Quickly try to determine where the rock slide is coming down and run horizontally in the opposite direction. you are walking along the street and a car with California rental license plates is coming towards you...
PHOENIX - Jan Brewer, the lame duck governor of Arizona, has privately said that she is not leaving office without making some hellacious waves. Governor Brewer allegedly told a very close friend that she is serious about her anti-gay and anti-les...
President Obama says that this time Justin Bieber has taken his bag of tricks a little too far. A steaming President says that he will deport the young man as soon as his own wife and family return home. Bieber is accused of blowing up the Hoov...
HOUSTON - The government of China has acquired a lot of property in the United States and they have a strong desire to purchase a lot more. National Focus Magazine reported that (China) has expressed an interest in purchasing such well known Ameri...
HOUSTON - Recent photos that were taken of the moon have turned up what scientists are calling an amazing discovery. NASA reports that the photos which were taken with the RM-8000 Alpha Camera, which is the most powerful camera in the entire world...
PHOENIX - Word coming out of Governor Jan Brewer's office is that the state of Arizona is in the final stages of talks with the government of Egypt to purchase a pyramid. The governor was first approached about purchasing an Egyptian pyramid by Ma...
FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Joan Rivers the 97-year-old star of the WE Network's reality show Joan Knows Best and her 42-year-old daughter Melissa visited the Grand Canyon in order to get away from the hustle and bustle of Los Angeles. And as the two sto...
Bowling Green, KY, - Oprah Winfrey has invited each Miner and their family for a vacation in the United States. Winfrey, however, is being criticized for giving the miners a rather insensitive gift, the gift of caving. "I refuse to let my husband...
In the early 1900s, the president of America went to visit Russia. Of course, Russia was still ruled by the Czar back then, and the American President was warmly welcomed by the whole Russian royal household. As the two leaders and their entourages were dining one day in one of the huge dining rooms in the palace, the Americans were telling the Russians about some of the great things in their c...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama was having breakfast at the White House's Millard Fillmore Commemorative Breakfast Room with President Nacho Winslow of Mexico, President Johnny Gomez of Spain, and President Joey Maracas of Portugal when he was ask...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer in a move to give her state some semblance of unity, civility, and fairness has decided to implement a governor's mandate and change Arizona's nickname from "The Grand Canyon State" to "Teabaggers 'R' Us." The governo...
PHOENIX - A Navaho land grant that was signed in 1889, by Navaho Chief Cow-Itch-In-The-Crotch and United States Senator Henry Q. Brandytwist has recently been found in a U-Store It facility in Cucklebur, Arizona . The document which is notarized c...
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