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Funny story: Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race

Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz Demand Recount of 1939 Oscar Race

"Gone With The Wind" won for Best Picture that year. Supposedly. But who knows, say the Munchkins. The recent error in the announcement of Best Picture in the 2017 race is the catalyst for the action of the little people, who have commented, "Hey, mi...

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Funny story: 3200-year-old Egyptian Mummy Stuns NY Press

3200-year-old Egyptian Mummy Stuns NY Press

It was his first meeting with the press since being unearthed, and he chose the venue (Grand Central Station). He also chose the format. "I will be asking, not answering, questions," he told the startled crowd, continuing, "it's only fair that I go f...

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Funny story: President Andrew ("Old Hickory") Jackson Visits NYC

President Andrew ("Old Hickory") Jackson Visits NYC

When he found out he would no longer be on the front of the $20 bill, President Jackson was NOT a happy camper. St. Peter gave him a one-day earth pass (apparently the first of several), so Jackson could vent about this disappointing news. Fir...

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Funny story: President McKinley Disgusted to Lose His Mountain

President McKinley Disgusted to Lose His Mountain

Former President McKinley returned from the dead (he was assassinated in 1901) yesterday and held a press conference in NYC's Grand Central Station. He wants the world to know how disgusted he is that the U.S. has changed the name of North America's...

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Funny story: Cartoon Characters Squawk at NYC Press Conference

Cartoon Characters Squawk at NYC Press Conference

Travelers in NYC's Grand Central Station were stopped dead in their tracks yesterday when they witnessed an amazing press conference starring an irate group of cartoon characters complaining about their names. Here's "the skinny" about the even...

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Funny story: Busted! Twitter Birdies Accused of Insider Trading

Busted! Twitter Birdies Accused of Insider Trading

Three twitter birdies are accused of making a bundle by breaking the law. As Twitter plans its first public offering of stock, the three birds are accused of tweeting inside financial information to a few traders willing to pay for it. Law enfo...

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Funny story: Jane Austen Visits Bookstore in NYC's Grand Central Terminal

Jane Austen Visits Bookstore in NYC's Grand Central Terminal

Furious upon learning that her likeness would appear on 10-pound Bank of England notes, Ms. Austen determined she would take action to express her displeasure. "Kinda cheap," Jane reportedly complained, spreading the word that she had expected...

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Funny story: Mr. Fiscal Cliff Vows to Change His Name in 2013

Mr. Fiscal Cliff Vows to Change His Name in 2013

The 34-year-old held a press conference in Grand Central Station in NYC yesterday to let the world know of his plans. Awaiting the start of the press conference, the crowd was entertained by the dulcet tones of the late Johnny Cash singing "A Bo...

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Funny story: Spider-Man Has Sandwich Named for Him at Carnegie Deli

Spider-Man Has Sandwich Named for Him at Carnegie Deli

It's Spider-Man week in NYC. To celebrate, the world-famous Carnegie Deli has announced a special sandwich. It's called "The Spidey." At Grand Central Station yesterday the man himself talked about the sandwich and said he couldn't wait to dig his...

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Funny story: The Apple Inc. Logo; Who Bit into the Apple?

The Apple Inc. Logo; Who Bit into the Apple?

It's a whodunnit like no other. Most agree that the two likeliest suspects are the first couple. No, not Barack and Michelle. The real first couple -- Adam and Eve, first residents of the Garden of Eden. But neither one will own up to the deed.

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Funny story: Apple to Open Store in Grand Central Station; iPads Perform Zumba Routines to Celebrate

Apple to Open Store in Grand Central Station; iPads Perform Zumba Routines to Celebrate

It was a press conference for the ages yesterday when Apple chose Grand CentraI Station as the venue for its announcement that the company plans to open a store in that very location. The Apple executives thought THEY would be the center of attentio...

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Funny story: Is Talk of a Pig's Patootie Politically Correct?

Is Talk of a Pig's Patootie Politically Correct?

According to the pig community, the answer is a resounding "NO." Pigs were appalled by the recent statement of Democratic political strategist James Carville: "Most people don't really give a pig's patootie about a nuclear arms deal with Russia...

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Funny story: Some People Don't Hate Us, NYC Rats Say

Some People Don't Hate Us, NYC Rats Say

Like their human counterparts, New York City rats are both bold and clever. That was proven this week, when the rats took steps in damage control after there was some press about new ways to handle rodent infestation in the subway. The little creatu...

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