Harare, Zimbabwe The Zimbabwe Military recently took over governing the country from the 93-year-old Mugabe.
"I'm surprised it took us so long" said General Agreement. "I mean, the guy is 93-years-old. How tough could it be?"
"What we did was...
Rooters Harare - Robert Mugabe today said he is prepared to step down as President of Zimbabwe.
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