It is now thought feasible that air quality in the FOX News studio accounts for low performance in the recent presidential debate.
Polling indicates it is being seen as a bickering match in an off-odor marriage versus a sober exchange of views.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump attended church services at Our Lady of The Perpetual Swamp - well, actually, he drove by the church on his way to get breakfast at McDonalds.
According to a White House insider, the President rem…
Inside sources have provided video coverage of an important political meeting to discuss the current state of the pandemic.
*shrinking virus narrative;
*credibility gap increasing;
*perception management campaign weakening;
Governor of California Gavin Newsom has decided a new name will do no harm in the continuing battle against the Covid-19 virus.
“Call me an honorable nuisance, then, if you must,” he said in his office yesterday, according to an insider's report.
SACRAMENTO – The state of California informed the president that it desperately needs a bailout loan.
Governor Gavin Newsom stated that they need to continue to pay unemployment benefits, as well as to make the state's huge earthquake insurance pa...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a heartwarming gesture, Walter “Chainsaw” Williams, who was sentenced to life in prison without parole for gruesomely sawing up nineteen victims in a nine-day crime spree, relinquished his cell in San Quentin so that Willy “Sci...
Yes, the United States is being held hostage by an incompetent Donald Trump, who illegitimately secured the White House in collaboration with Russia’s Vladimir Putin, whose middle finger was heavily placed on the election scale of 2016.
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo took Donald Trump to the woodshed, but unlike the spanking Stormy Daniels gave Trump, this one was a Wowza. Ouch!
“I’ve said, 'Thank you' many times. Does he expect me to send him a bouquet of flowers?”
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