SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - California is experiencing the worst drought in 614 years. The California State Dept. of the Environment is quick to point out that contrary to what that Has Been (Donald Trump) keeps saying, it is not the…
SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - Gov. Gavin Newsom, has informed the residents of the Golden State, that effective immediately, they will only be allowed to water their lawns ONCE a week; on Sunday morning between the hours of 2:30 AM and 2:…
BILLINGSGATE POST: California, best known for its over abundance of fruits, nuts and vegetables, has now mandated that all residents over 6 years of age must stuff cigarette filters up their noses to prevent the spread of COVID. While most of the…
The California governor's concentration on restricting such gasoline-driven devices as leaf blowers to being electricity driven, plus moving on with replacing fossil fuel vehicles with electric, has led on to extensive investigation by the press.
Following his survival of the recent recall election in California, analysts of Governor Newsom notice he has resumed steaming full ahead. A non-gender aisle for toys in major stores is his latest act of guarding the populace from the idea that on…
California has decided Governor Newsom should NOT be dismissed and replaced by one of 46 candidates. If it had happened, this would have been only the second time in State history for such an event, following dismissal of Gray Davis and replacemen…
The inept, and not particularly popular, Governor Gavin Newsom of California easily won a Tuesday recall election. Not surprisingly, there are differing interpretations of the results. Newsom sees his victory as an overwhelming mandate for his…
Senator Ted Cruz drew the ire of the famed climate activist Greta Thunberg today, when he condemned the US's re-entry into the Paris Climate Accords. Ms. Thunberg, who should be in school right now, told Senator Cruz, who shouldn't be in Cancun right…
Analysts say the two foremost governors, in charge of martializing the society at the cost of businesses dying, suicides, and other abuses, appear to be shifting their positions now that Trump is gone. Mr. Cuomo of New York and Mr. Newsom of Calif…
Answer to the first question: Why not? Answer to the second question: Yes! About the Aircraft Carrier USS Theodore Rosevelt. Jared Kushner is perhaps the most unqualified person to command the aircraft carrier Theodore Roosevelt, or a destroyer...
BILLINGSGATE POST: For a moment, I thought it was a joke. The banner line crossing the bottom of my TV said that California Governor Gavin Newsom was issuing a bounty on senior citizens over the age of 65. Anyone caught outside the door of their d...
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