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Funny story: Smuckmeister On Cuomo: Put A Saddle On That Jackass And Ride Him Outa Here

Smuckmeister On Cuomo: Put A Saddle On That Jackass And Ride Him Outa Here

BILLINGSGATE POST: Elmer Smuckmeister, the conscience of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, thought he had seen it all. A rector in the Beaver Crossing Unity Church, Elmer was not perfect. To the contrary: Just lately, during a snow storm, he had dressed u…

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Funny story: Trump Expresses Support for Cuomo

Trump Expresses Support for Cuomo

Former President Donald Trump unexpectedly expressed his support for the beleaguered New York Governor, Andrew Cuomo, and urged his followers to do likewise. In a long, disjointed rant, Trump made the following observations: “He [Cuomo] didn’t do…

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Funny story: Signs That You Might Be A Latent Cuomosexual

Signs That You Might Be A Latent Cuomosexual

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you don’t know whether you’re a Cuomosexual, you probably have never questioned a gal half your age if she ever had sex with a geriatric. Perhaps you have never asked a naive little chickadee if she would “just let you hang it…

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Funny story: The Donald J Trump POS Award

The Donald J Trump POS Award

The Donald J Trump POS Award Foundation [for those who have not yet had their morning coffee, the P stands for 'piece', and the O stands for 'of'] announced that the group’s inaugural Donald J. Trump POS award will be given out virtually in early Dec…

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Funny story: Why Gov. Cuomo Struck Out With The Young Chicks

Why Gov. Cuomo Struck Out With The Young Chicks

BILLINGSGATE POST: He had it all. Minus a decent personality, and lacking any discernible redeeming qualities, he somehow managed to be elected Governor of New York. Not of Ivy League material, he graduated from Fordham University, a mediocre…

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Funny story: Wonder Woman Gretchen Whitmer Governor Of Michigan

Wonder Woman Gretchen Whitmer Governor Of Michigan

Aside from having the good sense of not allowing her state to become a petri dish for Coronavirus, Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan also looks like Wonder Woman! That’s really why Donald Trump is seethingly jealous of her. Trump isn’t as pret…

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Funny story: Trump Has Bone Spurs On His Knees

Trump Has Bone Spurs On His Knees

While members of Congress are taking one knee for eight and a half minutes, symbolic of George Floyd’s eight-minute murder, Donald Trump rejects the opportunity to demonstrate a degree of compassion, claiming he has bone spurs on his knees. Strang...

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Funny story: New York Governor Cuomo: 164 Sudden Covid Deaths, Bullet Holes Aside

New York Governor Cuomo: 164 Sudden Covid Deaths, Bullet Holes Aside

New York Governor, Andrew Cuomo, requests money from the rest of America to cover "Rapid Covid-19 deaths" in New York City. Cuomo stated, "these people were in perfect health until struck down by a new classification of 'Sudden Covid Death Syndrom...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Selects New York Governor Andrew Cuomo For His Vice President

Joe Biden Selects New York Governor Andrew Cuomo For His Vice President

Women around the country are protesting Joe Biden’s selection of Mario Cuomo’s son Andrew as his vice president. Women are upset, furious, taking out their pink vagina hats, putting them on, carrying placards and marching in cities across the nation.

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Funny story: U.S. Held Hostage By Trump And His Gang

U.S. Held Hostage By Trump And His Gang

Yes, the United States is being held hostage by an incompetent Donald Trump, who illegitimately secured the White House in collaboration with Russia’s Vladimir Putin, whose middle finger was heavily placed on the election scale of 2016. The gang…

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Funny story: Governor Cuomo Takes Food Tasters To White House

Governor Cuomo Takes Food Tasters To White House

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo transferred and promoted two members from his security staff to food tasters after accepting an invitation by Donald Trump to the White House. Asked what was going to be on his agenda when he meets Trump, the govern...

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Funny story: Governor Cuomo Takes Trump To The Woodshed

Governor Cuomo Takes Trump To The Woodshed

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo took Donald Trump to the woodshed, but unlike the spanking Stormy Daniels gave Trump, this one was a Wowza. Ouch! “I’ve said, 'Thank you' many times. Does he expect me to send him a bouquet of flowers?” “Maybe he...

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Funny story: The President Trump - Governor Cuomo Feud is Getting Uglier by The New York Minute

The President Trump - Governor Cuomo Feud is Getting Uglier by The New York Minute

NEW YORK CITY – Lately the president has been criticizing New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and saying that he is asking for way too many medical items such as medical masks, band-aids, tongue depressors, and placebo pills. The governor has been resp...

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Funny story: The Gov. Cuomo Action Figure Doll is Flying Off the Shelves

The Gov. Cuomo Action Figure Doll is Flying Off the Shelves

NEW YORK CITY – The toy manufacturing company Toypaloosa is reporting that sales of the new Governor Andrew Cuomo Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Governor Cuomo has become very popular of late because he conducts his daily C-19 pres...

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Funny story: Gov. Cuomo Announces That This Year's New York City Marathon Will Now Take Place in Billionaire Mike Bloomberg’s Backyard

Gov. Cuomo Announces That This Year's New York City Marathon Will Now Take Place in Billionaire Mike Bloomberg’s Backyard

NEW YORK CITY – In an effort to try and keep things as normal as humanly possible, Gov. Cuomo has addressed the matter of this year’s New York Marathon Race. The governor has personally informed all of the marathon race sponsors that the race wil...

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