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Funny story: Stephen Curry of The World Champion Golden State Warriors Buys His 3-Year-Old a Clear Mouthpiece Just Like The One He Uses

Stephen Curry of The World Champion Golden State Warriors Buys His 3-Year-Old a Clear Mouthpiece Just Like The One He Uses

SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The NBA world champion Golden State Warriors are happy to report that their super star MVP player has decided to pass up the fabulous offer that was offered to him by the owner of The Boston Celtics. Curry told Sher…

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Funny story: Stephen Curry, The NBA's MVP Tells The Boston Celtics Thank You So Much For The Fantastic Offer! - But I Sticking With The Golden State Warriors

Stephen Curry, The NBA's MVP Tells The Boston Celtics Thank You So Much For The Fantastic Offer! - But I Sticking With The Golden State Warriors

SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The World Champion Golden State Warriors organization and their millions of fans are simply ecstatic at the news that has just been put out by the team's majority owner Joseph Stevens Lacob. Lacob said that after…

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Funny story: The Boston Celtics Offer Stephen Curry Twice The Salary That The Golden State Warriors Are Paying Him

The Boston Celtics Offer Stephen Curry Twice The Salary That The Golden State Warriors Are Paying Him

BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Boston Celtics who got beat by the Golden State Warriors have decided to make the NBA Finals MVP (Stephen Curry) an extremely lucrative offer to leave GS and play for the Celtics. Team owner Wycliffe "Mo…

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Funny story: The Golden State Warriors Announce Their Brand New Name

The Golden State Warriors Announce Their Brand New Name

OAKLAND, California – The owner of the Golden State Warriors, Peter Guber, has just informed the sports media that he has finally decided on a new team nickname to replace his team’s anti-Native-America name. Guber stated that after receiving peti…

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Funny story: 91% of All Americans Agree That Ted Cruz Needs To Get His Treasonous Ass Deported Back To Guatemala

91% of All Americans Agree That Ted Cruz Needs To Get His Treasonous Ass Deported Back To Guatemala

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest Quinnipinni Poll states that 9 out of 10 U.S. citizens, agree that Senator Ted “Prick-Face” Cruz needs to take his anarchist-supporting ass back to Guatemala. Most die-hard Republicans hate Cruz even more…

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Funny story: Golden State Warriors’ Star Klay Thompson Out For The Entire Season Due To Flickabulina

Golden State Warriors’ Star Klay Thompson Out For The Entire Season Due To Flickabulina

OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – The entire Golden State Warriors organization is devastated, as team doctors have just announced that superstar Klay Thompson will be out for the entire season. Team physician Dr. Murray Bellacappela told the sports med…

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Funny story: The San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name

The San Francisco City Council Votes To Have The Golden State Warriors Revert To Their Original Name

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - After a vote of 12-1, the San Francisco city council has voted for the NBA Golden State Warriors to change their name back to their original name, The San Francisco Warriors. The team originally changed its name…

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Funny story: Golden State Warriors Fans Are Depressed at The Teams Dismal (15-50) Record

Golden State Warriors Fans Are Depressed at The Teams Dismal (15-50) Record

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of the West Coast is that Golden State fans are starting to abandon their Warriors team like deer running from an erupting volcano. The Warriors own the worst record in the entire 30-team NBA.

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Funny story: The Golden State Warriors Promise Their Devoted Fans That Their Nickname Will Soon be History

The Golden State Warriors Promise Their Devoted Fans That Their Nickname Will Soon be History

OAKLAND, California – Many political and sports enthusiasts will agree that the city of Oakland probably has more protesters than any other city in the entire nation. In fact, the city council recently adopted a new city slogan: Come to Oakland, W…

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Funny story: The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended

The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended

OAKLAND – One NBA team that is not shedding tears over the season being cut short are the Golden State Warriors. Coach Steve Kerr’s team had the worst record of the entire 30 NBA teams. In fact, Warriors fans were already wearing medical masks, fa...

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Funny story: The Sound of Dribbling Basketballs Has Faded Off Into The Sunset

The Sound of Dribbling Basketballs Has Faded Off Into The Sunset

MIAMI – The NBA owners met at LeBron James’ Miami mansion, Casa Dribble, and they voted to suspend the remainder of the NBA season due to the Coronavirus which is getting out of hand. The vote to stop playing was 29-1. The owners are still trying...

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