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Funny story: God Comes Out as Transgender

God Comes Out as Transgender

The religious community has been in a state of uproar since the news this week that God has come out as transgender. We should clarify that we are referring to Yahweh/Jehovah, the God of the Israelites, as portrayed in the old and New Testaments, and…

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Funny story: Parking Goddess missing; whereabouts unknown

Parking Goddess missing; whereabouts unknown

A report filed yesterday by official NSA sources within the US Government included a rather unwelcome development for unassuming people that pray to the Parking Goddess. Maya Moskovitz has not been seen or heard from in almost 130 years. Ms. Moskovit…

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Reveals Charlie Sheen's Request

Monica Lewinsky Reveals Charlie Sheen's Request

VAN NUYS, California - The nation's most infamous White House intern, Monica Lewinsky, was spotted in Van Nuys getting a pedicure at The Fernando of The San Fernando Valley Pedicure Salon. As she was leaving the salon she was approached by Tequila...

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Funny story: Bettany Hughes's Divine Women "Big Disappointment" Says Alice Roberts Group

Bettany Hughes's Divine Women "Big Disappointment" Says Alice Roberts Group

As TV historian Bettany Hughes's latest series on ancient history comes to a close, one viewers' group has criticised the show for being "too timid." In Divine Women Prof Hughes has investigated the often-unsung and frequently-suppressed role wome...

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Funny story: Bettany Hughes Admirers Warn Off Frustrated Alice Roberts Fans

Bettany Hughes Admirers Warn Off Frustrated Alice Roberts Fans

Admirers of historian Bettany Hughes are sending out warning signals to fans of rival TV boffin babe, Alice Roberts, as they prepare to watch her latest series, Divine Women tonight. As has been reported in these pages ad nauseum followers of anat...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Heidi Montag Caught In An "A-Ha Moment" On Catalina Island

Charlie Sheen and Heidi Montag Caught In An "A-Ha Moment" On Catalina Island

CATALINA ISLAND - Charlie Sheen recently said that he no longer misses his two former goddesses Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin and that he has burned all of the clothes items, shoes, and padded bras that they both left behind. He says that he re...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says He Wants Pippa Middleton To Replace Rachel Oberlin, The 'Goddess' That Dumped Him

Charlie Sheen Says He Wants Pippa Middleton To Replace Rachel Oberlin, The 'Goddess' That Dumped Him

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen, the man of half a dozen nicknames including "Space Cadet" has revealed that he wants Kate Middleton's sister Pippa to replace Rachel "Bree" Oberlin who dumped him earlier this week in the capacity of his co-goddess. S...

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Funny story: Rachel "Bree" Oberlin, One of Charlie Sheen's 'Goddesses' Explains Why She Dumped His 'Winning' Butt

Rachel "Bree" Oberlin, One of Charlie Sheen's 'Goddesses' Explains Why She Dumped His 'Winning' Butt

FORT LAUDERDALE - Charlie Sheen's Traveling Dysfunctional Carnival Sideshow and Ego Booster Tour aka My Violent Winning Torpedo of Truth Vs. The Losing Trolls of Lies Tour rode into Fort Lauderdale, Florida minus one of "Carlito" Sheen's two goddesse...

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Funny story: Panic as image of pre-Islamic Arabian goddess Al-Lat manifests in London shisha cafe smoke ring

Panic as image of pre-Islamic Arabian goddess Al-Lat manifests in London shisha cafe smoke ring

London - (Second Coming): Customers at the Alley Barber Hookah Bar & Cafe in Tooting High Street were gobsmacked today. The goddess's image appeared suddenly and unexpectedly in a plume of exotic tobacco smoke just ahead of closing for the Ra...

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