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Funny story: Pastry Chef's Daughter Secretly Yearns to Be Gluten-Free

Pastry Chef's Daughter Secretly Yearns to Be Gluten-Free

Amanda Carlyle, eldest daughter of world-renowned pastry chef Leo Carlyle, recently revealed that even though finely ground white flour has been her family's bread and butter for generations, she secretly yearns to be gluten-free. "I have these vi...

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Funny story: Charleston Woman Pretty Sure She's Vegan and Probably Gluten-free

Charleston Woman Pretty Sure She's Vegan and Probably Gluten-free

"I can't stand seafood, and I almost never eat regular bread," said Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, who's pretty certain she's vegan and probably also gluten-free. "I almost always opt for the wrap instead." Eating healthy in Lowcountr...

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Funny story: Free Gluten for Low-Income Americans

Free Gluten for Low-Income Americans

With a surfeit of gluten on its hands due to a rising demand for gluten-free food products, the United States government recently announced that its Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program will be offering free gluten to low-income Americans. "I...

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Funny story: Butter is BACK! New Report Shows Butter Does Not Trigger Celiac Disease

Butter is BACK! New Report Shows Butter Does Not Trigger Celiac Disease

A new report published by the National Dairy Council in trade industry journal Milk Matters had fabulous news to deliver about everyone’s favorite spread: a meta-analysis of data convincingly suggests that butter does not trigger celiac disease. “...

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Funny story: Can You Stand the Heat??? Hot Pretzel Yoga Not for the Faint of Heart!

Can You Stand the Heat??? Hot Pretzel Yoga Not for the Faint of Heart!

Combining the key principles of hot yoga with the technology of wood-fired brick ovens, the latest fitness craze known as hot pretzel yoga offers participants the opportunity to twist themselves into a pretzel and be baked at 425 degrees for 45 minut...

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