The wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, has addmitted to being addicted to McDonalds McFries. Ginni the Glutton, as affectionately dubbed by neighbors and the mailman, reveals her courageous effort to cut back from 12 to 9 daily McFries…
While attending a $5000 a plate dinner for “Nazis for Trump”, Ginny Thomas was found to have DIRTY FINGERNAILS! The elite and perfumed and plucked were not happy. Baron von Thistlewick popped out his monocle and took Ginny aside to have a word abo…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency put out that an unidentifed drone, attempted to pick up 263 pound Ginni Thomas, but it gave up due to the fact that Ginnilana is just too damn fucking fat. Reporter Dylan Fresco said that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The white wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has just surpassed Ann "Trigger" Coulter and Laura "Horse Face" Ingraham as the most hated of all GOP women. She's even surpassed Fox News host Harris Faulk…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Reports are that Ginni Thomas contacted Weight Watchers about being one of their spokespersons, but they let her know in no uncertain terms that they are not interested in her at all. When she asked why, she was tol…
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