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Funny story: Man With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad

Man With Beard Admits He Hasn’t Seen New “Gillette” Ad

A local man was blushing with embarrassment as he admitted he still hasn’t seen the controversial new “Gillette” advertisement. The man claims that the reason for this lack of interest is his long beard and that he doesn’t care about watching or list...

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Funny story: The Gillette Company Offers Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson $1 Million To Shave His Beard Off In One Of Their Commercials

The Gillette Company Offers Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson $1 Million To Shave His Beard Off In One Of Their Commercials

NEW YORK CITY - Everyday it seems like Phil Robertson and his Duck Dynasty family get all kinds of offers to film all kinds of commercials from beer and deodorant to chips and condoms. The latest company to come knocking on the Monroe, Louisiana d...

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Funny story: Feminists Outrage at Gillette's "Presidential Toiletry Products;" Plan Protests of NOT shaving

Feminists Outrage at Gillette's "Presidential Toiletry Products;" Plan Protests of NOT shaving

Boston, Ma - Feminists were outraged today at Gillette's, world's biggest manufacturer of shaving and grooming products, at their unveiling of a personal toiletry tentatively called, "Presidential Essentials". In what appears to be a bid to capita...

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Funny story: Schick, Gillette Engineering Razorpocalypse

Schick, Gillette Engineering Razorpocalypse

CAMBRIDGE, MA - When King Camp Gillette invented the first disposable blade safety razor in 1904 he probably never imagined a third, fourth, or even fifth blade being added to his beloved shaver. Now, more than one hundred years later, the Gille...

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Funny story: 'Zack and Cody' star new spokesperson of Gillette

'Zack and Cody' star new spokesperson of Gillette

In a recent press conference, Dylan Sprouse excitedly revealed his new contract with Gillette, world-renown grooming products company.

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Funny story: Disposable Razors - Who Needs More Than One Blade?

Disposable Razors - Who Needs More Than One Blade?

The evolution of gents razor blades, over the last fifty years, has seen many developments usually taking the form of an ever- increasing number of blades on standard disposable razors. That was true until, newly formed company, Uniblade

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Funny story: Gillette Shaving Revolution

Gillette Shaving Revolution

The fiercely competitive marketplace of men's cosmetics was rocked this week by Gillette's announcement that it intends to launch a new range of shaving products based on their "S-Aim" technology.

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Funny story: Gillette Introduces Mach-12 Razor

Gillette Introduces Mach-12 Razor

NEW YORK-In retaliation to Shick's new Quattro four-bladed razor, Gillette decided to up the ante by introducing the new Mach-12. "Those guys thought they would out-do us with their puny four blades," said Gillette spokesperson Ron Garret, "but I'd l...

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