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Funny story: A Kentucky Woman Gets The Gettysburg Address Tattooed on Her Breasts

A Kentucky Woman Gets The Gettysburg Address Tattooed on Her Breasts

WOODCHUCK HORMONES, Kentucky – (Satire News) – A woman who relatives, friends, and the homeless say has one hell of a sense of humor has just made national news. Lolita Sweetwater, 28, who says she’s a pole dancer/dentist, recently had her 38-DDD…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says Pelosi Broke Law By Ripping Up His Speech

Donald Trump Says Pelosi Broke Law By Ripping Up His Speech

Impeached Donald J. Trump, says Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, broke the law by ripping up his speech. Well, gosh, who would've thought of that? The bone spurs must be off! Sorry, but Rippinggate could have been much, much worse. Spea...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Lincolnesque Moment

Donald Trump's Lincolnesque Moment

The following is a transcript from Donald Trump's speech at Gettysburg, October 22, 2016. Gettysburg, PA--Eleven score and seven gropes ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived by libertines, and dedicated to the pro...

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Funny story: Boy Time Travelled To Gettysburg Address

Boy Time Travelled To Gettysburg Address

A college professor from San Francisco has claimed that when he was an eleven year old boy he time travelled as part of Project Pegasus. The respectable forty nine year old man claimed that when he as a boy of eleven in 1974 he was involved in a top...

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Funny story: The Belichick 'Address' Trumps the Raven 'Nevermore'

The Belichick 'Address' Trumps the Raven 'Nevermore'

Edgar Allen Poe left Boston and moved to Baltimore. If you believe in tracing rivalries to their source, we have the root in our grasp. The Ravens may claim that the AFC game will nevermore allow a Patriot victory-as Brendon Ayanbadejo plays t...

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