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Funny story: President Trump Wants To Add His Likeness To Mount Rushmore

President Trump Wants To Add His Likeness To Mount Rushmore

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump recently met with Kellyanne Conway and Eric Trump about possibly having his likeness added to Mount Rushmore. Kellyanne stated that she could not think of a more deserving individual. Eric replie…

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Funny story: The Black Lives Matter Organization Demands That President George Washington Be Removed From The One Dollar Bill

The Black Lives Matter Organization Demands That President George Washington Be Removed From The One Dollar Bill

CLEVELAND – (Satire News) - Members of the BLM movement have made it abundantly clear that they want the picture of George Washington, the man who owned 124 slaves, taken off the one-dollar bill. They say that the Jewish community would not like i…

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Funny story: Washington Redskins New Name Suggestions Pour In

Washington Redskins New Name Suggestions Pour In

After confirmation, on Monday, that the Washington Redskins were to, finally, ditch their name, there was a rush amongst fans to suggest a new one. Redskins owner, Dan Snyder, who had originally said that he would "never" change the name, or his m…

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Funny story: Washington Under Pressure To Drop The Name 'Washington'

Washington Under Pressure To Drop The Name 'Washington'

As the tidal wave of race equality surges on, gathering pace and momentum, it's been revealed that very name of the capital, itself, is in the sights of the Black Lives Matter movement, and, some might say, with good cause. Washington, DC, was nam…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Vows To Beat The Radical Left

Donald Trump Vows To Beat The Radical Left

July 4th, Independence Day, and Donald Trump vows to beat the radical left. Over two hundred years ago (Donald Trump is already asleep), the radical left was led by a guy named George Washington. He had a group of friends. They were making a heck...

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Funny story: Mount Rushmore The Scene Of Huge, Unexplained Landslide

Mount Rushmore The Scene Of Huge, Unexplained Landslide

Police and emergency services in the Black Hills, South Dakota, were called out to deal with potential casualties this morning, after an incident at Mount Rushmore left the world-famous site reduced to a pile of rubble. The location is known for t…

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Funny story: Black Lives Matter Points Out That Half The Dudes on Mount Rushmore Owned Slaves

Black Lives Matter Points Out That Half The Dudes on Mount Rushmore Owned Slaves

DETROIT – A spokesperson for the BLM organization, which now has over 4 million members, including 37,000 whites, has just informed the media that two out of the four presidents on Mount Rushmore were slave owners. George Washington, the nation’s…

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Funny story: Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore

Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that police in the Black Hills have apprehended and arrested a man carrying a quantity of dynamite in the area of Mount Rushmore. The man was said by witnesses to be a Native American indian, and looked…

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Funny story: WTF! Roy Rogers’ Horse “Trigger” Toppled By Masked Men

WTF! Roy Rogers’ Horse “Trigger” Toppled By Masked Men

BILLINGSGATE POST: First it was Confederate generals. Next it was Christopher Columbus and Junipero Serra. Revisionist wackos are now talking about nuking Mount Rushmore, where the busts of Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt were ca...

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Funny story: George Washington, as you've never seen him

George Washington, as you've never seen him

“George Washington never looked so good,” both Melania Trump and Michael “Michelle” Obummer agreed, after seeing the first U.S. president "up close and personal." "I knew he was tall," Michael said, "but I had no idea he was that big. I think he m...

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Funny story: Man Knows Nothing About US Politics

Man Knows Nothing About US Politics

A writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has revealed how he 'aches' to write a story on US politics, but is prevented from doing so by his complete lack of knowledge on the subject. Moys Kenwood, 54, says he knows who Donald Trump is,…

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Funny story: Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill

Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing US Secretary of the Treasury. Jack Lew, to replace George Washington with Harriet Tubman on the dollar bill. Harriet Tubman (1822 - 1913) was a black abolitionist,...

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Funny story: The One World Religion Begins

The One World Religion Begins

Since Pope John Paul 11 began the foundation work of building a One World Religion, the Jesuits, in obeyance to their current leader Pope Francis have been hard at work. In a significant move to bring Protestant and Catholic churches together it w...

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Funny story: Chicago Drug Dealer Uses Don Blackman Record To Travel Back In Time and Sell High Grade Marijuana to Founding Fathers

Chicago Drug Dealer Uses Don Blackman Record To Travel Back In Time and Sell High Grade Marijuana to Founding Fathers

The History of the U.S. is being rewritten by a Chicago drug dealer who discovered that spinning his copy of the record 'Heart's Desire' by groove legend Don Blackman opens a wormhole allowing him to travel back in time to the late 18th Century. S...

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Funny story: South Dakota May Have To Sell Mount Rushmore

South Dakota May Have To Sell Mount Rushmore

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - A fact finding team comprised of three South Dakota state senators recently traveled to the Black Hills town of Keystone, South Dakota. They visited the Mount Rushmore National Memorial, site of the colossal presidential s...

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Funny story: Historians to Re-Write History to be more Gay Friendly: They Start with George Washington's Unrecognized Marriage to King George III

Historians to Re-Write History to be more Gay Friendly: They Start with George Washington's Unrecognized Marriage to King George III

After failed attempts to have Sesame Street characters Bert and Ernie wedded as well as other such fictional characters as Heckle and Jeckle, Tom and Jerry, Popeye and Brutus and Larry the Leisure Suit, to himself that is, which would be really gay w...

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Funny story: Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

(Originally published in the Feb 1797 issue of the The Satirist) A letter from Martha Washington to Abigail Adams was recently attained and transcribed by our District of Columbia chief muckraker, Richard N. Bullocks. The letter was written shortly after the election of John Adams as the second President of the United States of America. Dearest Abigail, How art thou? Congratulations...

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