A man who was aimlessly ambling along the aisles of a supermarket earlier today, has revealed how he had a frightening aural experience when he was forced to listen to the strains of a Cinese singer as he completely annihilated the Wham! classic, 'La…
As the world tries desperately to come to terms with the Coronavirus and all the changes it has brought to everyday life, it's fair to say that this Christmas might be one unlike any other. Shopping for presents in the High Street, if it's permitt…
WINGHAM, near Sandwich, Kent, England—A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting to buy marijuana in the rural village of Wingham, Kent, is in the sweaty hands of local authorities. Those of you who haven't...
There was sadness and sorrow in equal amounts this morning after news broke of the death of one of the City of London's most respected citizens, roadsweeper George Michel. George, a father of four, finally succumbed on Christmas night after a long...
London - A court heard today how Mick Jagger accidentally ran his toboggan over Cliff Richard in Hyde Park one snowy winter's day before crashing head first into the Princess Diana Fountain. And then blamed his injuries on poor visibility and not...
George Michael triumphantly returned in a blaze of abject failure last night at the Olympic Closing Ceremony. After performing a relatively appropriate song - Freedom, Michael decided to perform new material. Shit material. Which was completely lo...
Pop star and erratic driver George 'Greekius' Michalos today backed plans for London football club Fulham to increase the capacity to their stadium. "I love it. I'm always up for a bit of the cottaging. Especially on Saturday afternoon when the gr...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today expressed his utter disgust with lowlife press hacks and internet media muggers who have been suggesting that George Michael may have aids. The former Wham! singer, currently in a Vienna hospital has had to canc...
Gilian Duffy, the bigoted old woman who sent Tony Benn to sleep, put the final nail in the coffin that was Gordon Brown's political career, and carried out a half-arsed ambush of the Deputy PM, is now getting her own show on Channel 5. "Gillian Du...
Rock superstar George Michael says it was Lord Justice Emmanuel Karma who sent him to prison last year after he crashed his car while under the influence of drugs. The ex Wham star spent 8 weeks in Pentonville Prison in 2010 for his second drug-dr...
Following his short spell in Highpoint Prison, Suffolk last October - after crashing his car while under the influence of cannabis - troubled rock star George Michael has decided to release new versions of old hits to commemorate the event. The proceeds of the album will go to a new charity called Burned Out, which offers support to entertainers who have fallen on hard times or otherwise can't...
Controversial singer, George Michael, apparently gave his arse away last Christmas, only for the unnamed person to whom he gave it away, to give it away to somebody else. The controversial singer/songwriter made his frank admission in a London rec...
Public toilet-frequenting pop star George Michael is in trouble with authorities again, after yet another driving accident. However, this one was whilst at the helm of a nuclear submarine. The Careless Whisper singer has only just been released e...
Little Geordie lad and x factor champ Joe McElderry has given The Spoof a full and frank about how George Michael turned him gay. We're not sure whether it was a twinkle or a tear in his eye, but Joe McElderry maintains that until his duet with si...
Police say high-profile singer George Michael, who was sentenced to eight weeks in prison for 'drug driving' just four weeks ago, has escaped from the maximum security unit in which he was being held, but also that they won't be bothering to do anyth...
George Michael today urged all of his fans to break the law and go to prison because it's a fantastic experience that should not be limited to a privileged few. 'It's a bit like a holiday' said George, 'although you won't get much of a suntan as y...
Insiders - literally, because they're banged up - have informed Skoob Entertainment News that disgraced weed gardener, George Michael has been serenading Royal in waiting Kate Middleton with an acapello version of 'I Want Your Sex' from his prison ce...
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