WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reporter Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News, has been following the life of El Chapo’s wife, ever since she won The Tequila & Papaya Festival beauty pageant at the age of 17, in 2007, in Mexico. Miss Fiddle…
BURBANK - A spokesperson for country music icon Willie Nelson has just announced that Nelson will be appearing in a western with Alana Thompson, star of the reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The 80-year-old singer told Fuchsia Garfunkel, a re...
LA HABRA - Comedian George Lopez was in La Habra checking on a low-rider that he saw in The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. As he was sitting in The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant he was approached by Pico de Gallo a reporter with Tittle Tattle Toni...
BEVERLY HILLS - Charlie Sheen, fresh from the success of his brand new comedy show Anger Management on the FX Network, and Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante heiress both were in attendance at the grand opening of the newest Mexican restaurant...
LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler, the lead singer with Aerosmith and member of the American Idol judges panel has just announced a musical collaboration with none other than the Colombian firecracker herself Shakira. Tyler was quoted in The Showbiz Gaze...
LA BREA - Several phone calls were made to the home office of the entertainment news publication Bedroom Pillow Talk regarding a Kirstie Alley-George Lopez sighting. BPT reporter Summersetter Faxx stated that three different individuals said they...
REDONDO BEACH - George Lopez sat on the sand in Redondo Beach, wearing a pair of blue and gold El Lay Lakers swim trunks and a lavender T-shirt with the words "The Grand Canyon's Just A Big Old Arroyo (Creek)" in big red letters. As he spoke with...
LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley who literally surprised everyone with her very good dance performance on Dancing With The Stars has let talk show host George Lopez know that he had better stop making fun of her weight and stop with the 'fat jokes.' Th...
For everything Kate Gosselin isn't, i.e. dancer, actress, balanced, she is a ratings draw. As one producer of TLC said when describing Gosselin, "she's like watching a human train wreck. You just can't turn away no matter how awful it is." When G...
Skoob Entertainment News can reveal to the uninitiated that rap artiste, Nicki Minaj was presented with a butt shield of barbed wire by US talk show host George Lopez this week. Apparently, Nicki has such a shapely arse that anybody who meets her...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Comedian and talk show host George Lopez has just announced that he is divorcing his wife, Ann, of 17 years. Lopez remarked that for the past year his marriage has been one big giant roller coaster ride of emotions. He added that...
AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock has just announced from her beautiful central Texas mansion Casa La Muchacha that she has just signed to appear in a movie with her BFF comedian George Lopez. The name of the movie is The Motorcycle Punk & His Ugly-As-H...
LA BREA, California - Comedian George Lopez and Sandra Bullock, who won the Oscar for Best Actress were reportedly seen at a local restaurant named The Chorizo Con Juevos Diner. An eyewitness said that she saw Lopez lean over and wipe some refried...
LOS ANGELES - Brenda Song, one of the most popular young stars on the Disney Channel has just recorded a song that she dedicated to comedian George Lopez. The song is titled, "He Kissed My Cinco De Mayo" and tells the sad story of a little girl na...
LOS ANGELES - George Lopez, who recently starred in the illegal immigrant reality show, Run Paco Run, was seen at a local Guacamole Dip Diner dipping tortilla chips with Sandra Bullock, estranged wife of Jesse "TattoBalls" James. Lopez said that h...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Comedian George Lopez visited Sandra Bullock in her Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Vrrroom Vrrroom. The Latino comedian, is an excellent cook, and has won numerous culinary awards for some of his signature dishes including Scandina...
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