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Funny story: A Volcano Is Discovered In Lake Michigan

A Volcano Is Discovered In Lake Michigan

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – US meteorologists from Maine to Oregon are puzzled-as-hell at the discovery of a volcano that has suddenly formed overnight in Lake Michigan. The Alpha Beta News Agency was the first news outlet to report on the volcano,…

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Funny story: Dramatic Erosion

Dramatic Erosion

The Lake District is facing “Dramatic Soil Erosion” over the next few years, and, with many leading figures calling for blame to be either appropriated to “the EU” or the “poor”, geologists have a far more sensible explanation. However, this isn’...

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Funny story: Scientists discover secrets of "twilight zone"

Scientists discover secrets of "twilight zone"

VANCOUVER, CANUCKS -- Scientists have often speculated (i. e., theorized) as to what might lie within Mother Earth's "twilight zone," the space between her epidermis, or "upper crust," and her dermis, or "lower mantle." They once believed (i. e., hyp...

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Funny story: So This is Where California's Water Has Been Going

So This is Where California's Water Has Been Going

REDDiNG, CALIFORNIA - Today scientists from Stanford University School of Earth Sciences announced a startling discovery - a gigantic sinkhole at the bottom of Lake Shasta, ten miles north of Redding. Lake Shasta, with a surface area of 30,000 acr...

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Funny story: Geologists Must Give way to Martians

Geologists Must Give way to Martians

Billions dollar budgets spent looking at dried up Space Rocks and blocks of ice to pamper to geologists may be at an end. People want to look at the little green men and space monsters which we know are there, but they dont get a look in because t...

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Funny story: Massive sinkhole proves Ohio sucks!

Massive sinkhole proves Ohio sucks!

DOVER, Ohio (ABSNN) - Fox's Karl Rove was absolutely right: "Ohio sucks!" Today Ohio proved it sucks when a four-football-field-wide sinkhole swallowed up a large section of Ohio State Road 513 just west of Dover. "Holy crap! I was just watch...

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Funny story: New explanation for the Pennines

New explanation for the Pennines

A controversial new theory has been unveiled to provide a new reason for the Pennines, the range of hills in the UK that are home to - at any one time - three thousand lost ramblers. The mainstream theory is that Scotland banged into England, and...

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Funny story: Tony Hayward Awarded Coveted Geologist of the Year Award

Tony Hayward Awarded Coveted Geologist of the Year Award

BP CEO, Tony Hayward has just been announced the winner of the Arthur L. Day Medal given by the Geological Society of America for what they claim is his outstanding contribution to bringing geology to the forefront of America's hearts and minds throu...

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Funny story: Geologist finds Earth's youngest rock

Geologist finds Earth's youngest rock

Often dated at more than two billion years old, rocks are considered to be the oldest parts of our planet. Geologists find them valuable indicators of the Earth's most ancient history. Hubert Groth, an enterprising geologist with the Gerber Insti...

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Funny story: Be Gneiss and Don't Take Friendships for Granite

Be Gneiss and Don't Take Friendships for Granite

The Geology teacher at my wife's school recently moved with her family to a different part of the country. My wife wanted to send her away with a good-bye letter. Naturally, we can't do things normally in our family. We've learned that the teacher plans to frame this letter and loved it. If you hate puns, you are in for a real groaner here (remember, I said that the woman was a geology tea...

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Funny story: Geologists discover that rocks are made from dust in revolutionary scientific breakthrough

Geologists discover that rocks are made from dust in revolutionary scientific breakthrough

A recent discovery has led geologists to the conclusion that rocks are indeed made from dust, which is very tightly compacted. This latest discovery has brought chaos to the scientific community and in many other circles, causing the rewrite of sever...

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