Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They were once famous for making cars, lots of cars. And for Micheal Moore getting on them for abandoning...
Automobile manufacturer, General Motors Company, headquartered in Detroit, recently admitted that, as an outlet for its mounting frustration regarding the failing economy and declining profits, the company has been engaging in the self-harming behavi...
It required a French, yes French, car-making giant to relieve a traditional name indented into the hearts of British industry from their agony. The name, Vauxhall, will disappear like many of it's past colleagues; Morris, Austin, among others who fai...
After its 2009 bankruptcy and its $50 billion government bailout, the bankruptcy absolved Universal Moters of existing personal injury claims, stripping the victims of their constitutional rights to have their day in court. Now, it turns out UM,...
Detroit - The verdict is still out on whether the new-car-buying consumer will ultimately be swayed by General Motors Corporation's (GM) new advertising campaign. GM launched the campaign three weeks ago at the beginning of the third quarter. To dat...
Detroit - Rabbits' feet have proven to be unlucky for what used to be the world's largest car maker. The key chain charms have been fingered by General Motors engineers as the cause for sudden ignition shutdown that could affect millions of vehicles.
CEOs and CFOs of major U.S. financial institutions have formed a labor union called "Justice For Capitalists." The new group is a pushback response to a movement among shareholders across the U.S. to take back executive salaries and bonuses whe...
Ex back-seat-driver, Mary Barra, has moved forward and been appointed the first ever CEO of a major car producing company; General Motors not General Kitchen sinks! Henry Ford has just been heard turning in a Ford Mondeo grave and matcho Mercede...
Cadillac will launch a car bigger than Ford's new SUV, the Exaggeration, within the next two years, General Motors CEO Dan Akerson says. The XTS has been the biggest Cadillac, but there have been contradictory reports for at least two years about...
Washington,D.C.-In an effort to add another feather to President Obama's anti-terrorist cap, Federal officials are hard at work attempting to track down and kill General Motors. The surprise announcement came from the lips of Vice President Joe Bi...
President by Default, Barry Obama, continued his losing streak with the announcement he would be stepping down as CEO of Government Motors (GM) after the stock started to crater dropping 10% below it's initial IPO just months ago. Insiders say t...
United Auto Union Workers celebrating the latest Ponzi scheme from deep in Michigan at their Black Lake Golf Course and Planning Center, announced that the upcoming GM IPO would help fund their Pensions for at least 6 more months! With Obama owni...
Just a day after the wrecking crew of Chris Dodd & Barney Frank announced their economy shattering new financial legislature set to doom the already shaky private sector, the dynamic duo, known around town by cocktail waitresses as "Gay" and "Not...
Detroit - General Motors has decided to go green this year. They will sell only vehicles that are painted green from now on. The inspiration for this new trend came from their Advertising Department head Arnie Watanass. "I figure that the America...
Chrysler Corp Chairman Tom LaSorda announced today that he sees light at the end of the tunnel for the beleaguered automaker and foresees Chrysler emerging from bankruptcy and making a small profit no later than the fall of 2077. "There are many c...
Detroit MI: The Detroit Automotive Digest published the following letter from GM's new CEO that was sent to all GM employees. The letter fills in some key elements leading up to the government bailout and bankruptcy of the giant automaker. OFFICE OF THE GENERAL MOTORS CORPORATION CEO 31 March 2009 TO: GM Management, Labor Unions, an...
In an exclusive interview with the New York Times, the ousted CEO of General Motors explained the reason why he decided to resign. Slurring his words under the blue haze influence of nicotine and Jack, he said that it wasn't the threats against...
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