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Funny story: The Reason Why Sacajawea State University Has Been Banned From Participating In Future March Madness Tournaments

The Reason Why Sacajawea State University Has Been Banned From Participating In Future March Madness Tournaments

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that Sacajawea State University's Buffalo Hunters will not be participating in March Madness 2024. SBG senior writer Zorro La Bamba spoke with a high-ranking member of The March Madne…

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Funny story: The Reason Why The Golden State Warriors and The Denver Nuggets Got Into a Knock-Down Drag-Out Brawl

The Reason Why The Golden State Warriors and The Denver Nuggets Got Into a Knock-Down Drag-Out Brawl

OAKLAND, California - (Sports Satire) - Chase Center, the home of the Golden State Warriors, was the scene of an out-of-control brawl that lasted for seven minutes and four seconds. The brouhaha began when arena employees reported that there would…

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Funny story: Professional Sports Teams Are Scooping Up An Amazing Athlete's Foot Pill

Professional Sports Teams Are Scooping Up An Amazing Athlete's Foot Pill

KALAMAZOO, Michigan – (Sports Satire) - After an extensive two-year research study a medical scientist in Kalamazoo, Michigan has developed an astounding pill that when swallowed with 18 ounces of Gatorade completely wipes out the dreaded athlete's…

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Funny story: The Unbeaten Pittsburgh Steelers Go Down

The Unbeaten Pittsburgh Steelers Go Down

PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – There was no joy or happiness at Heinz Field, aka Ketchup Stadium, home of the Pittsburgh Steelers, as evidenced by the sad faces on every Steelers fan. Steelers coach, Mike Tomlin, was reportedly so upset that his t…

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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Will Be Implementing A New Football Rule – Throw a Punch and You’ll Get Thrown Out of The Game

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Will Be Implementing A New Football Rule – Throw a Punch and You’ll Get Thrown Out of The Game

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the NFL, has informed the sports media, that he has had it with all of these playing field bullies that carry on as if they're on a high school campus. He noted that the latest b…

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Funny story: The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended

The Golden State Warriors with a Dismal 15-50 Record Are Thrilled That The NBA Season Was Suspended

OAKLAND – One NBA team that is not shedding tears over the season being cut short are the Golden State Warriors. Coach Steve Kerr’s team had the worst record of the entire 30 NBA teams. In fact, Warriors fans were already wearing medical masks, fa...

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Funny story: The Sultry and Sexy Maria Sharapova Spotted At The Sochi Winter Olympics

The Sultry and Sexy Maria Sharapova Spotted At The Sochi Winter Olympics

SOCHI, Russia - One of the world's greatest and prettiest tennis players Maria Sharapova was spotted at The XXII Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. The 6-foot-2-inch tall Sharapova was interviewed by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily.

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Funny story: NFL Coaches Appreciate The New Gatorade Pouring Ban

NFL Coaches Appreciate The New Gatorade Pouring Ban

NEW YORK CITY - The NFL reports that their newly implemented ban which prohibits players on a winning team from pouring a bucket of Gatorade on their coach has been extremely well received. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that every coach, except...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow's Kind Gesture Amazes All Of His Fellow New England Patriot Teammates

Tim Tebow's Kind Gesture Amazes All Of His Fellow New England Patriot Teammates

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Newly acquired Patriots player Tim Tebow knows how to win over his fellow players, coaches, and even fans. The man who is number 5 in the Patriots program has now become number 1 in the hearts of many at PatsLand. Te...

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Funny story: A List of 10 New NFL Rules For 2013

A List of 10 New NFL Rules For 2013

Over the years the National Football League has strived to do what it takes to make the game of professional football safer. And no one can argue that we have not come a long way since the days of leather helmets, one bar face masks, and a square football. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has said that he and the NFL will continue to do whatever it takes to make sure that NFL players do not en...

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