Already heralded as an omen for the new year, today’s incident in a major American city (anonymous in this report) has brought significant developments.
That the elevator was also crowded has added to how to respond to the problem.
Donald Trump called the people who unleashed a horrible smell in Trump Tower terrorists, "These people--terrorists probably they're with ISIS, have attacked me personally because they are afraid of what I'll do to them once I'm president ."
Caught in a disaster? You'd better hope you're wearing the Emergency Jockstrap. Simply unsnap the jockstrap, and slip it over your head.
Dr. Elena Bodnar won an Ignoble Award for the invention last year, an annual tribute to scientific research t...
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