Buckingham Palace, London, UK Her Majesty the Queen has figured out that, whenever Trump is having exceptionally bad trouble at home, even worse than his usual trouble, he takes a road trip. "Right now he's in North Korea. He'll probably want to...
Washington, DC Donald Trump, President-Elect of the U.S., has put out a shout-out for a band to play for his Inaugural Ball. After being refused by the Beach Boys, Barry Manilow, Warrant, the 1910 Fruitgum Company, F Street Blues Band, a Scientology...
London, England The Jimmy Savile Fan Club, which once boasted thousands of members, including celebrities such as Penn State football coach Jerry Ferguson, former New York Giants player Lawrence Taylor, Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle, Woody Allen,...
Shamed entertainer and glam rock star Gary Glitter faces new charges at London's Old Bailey today accused of possessing Gary Glitter records and conspiracy to record a new album. Mr. Glitter, which I suspect may be a stage name, is understood to...
The Jimmy Savile Inquiry into paedophilia that has been ongoing since October 2012 has been officially closed. Sir Winston Pike conducting the inquiry said that the case has been officially closed from lack of reliable evidence. "After due consul...
Poor old Garry Glitter is sadly selling the house he recently purchased in Rotherham, mainly to pay for his prison comforts. In one of his last interviews in 2014, Garry stated he was going to retire to Rotherham and pursue his life long passion of b...
Due to the amount of t.o.t.p presenters who have now been in trouble with the law, the b.b.c have finally held their hands up and admitted it's time to axe all Top of the Pops repeats on b.b.c.4 + any future planned events. The list of crimes include...
Police investigating mounting sex abuse claims against the former radio DJ and tv presenter Jimmy Savile believe they are ready to make an arrest in the next 24 hours. Since a documentary on ITV at the beginning of October, hundreds of allegations...
Paul Gadd, also known as Gary Glitter, has been forced to reveal in court where he has been hiding for the past few years. "We were very surprised to discover that Paul has been hiding out in a camp site near Oldham living as a woman," said solici...
A war of tweets has broken out after Joey Barton claimed a Twitter account belonging to pop paedophile Gary Glitter should be given a red card. @Joey7Barton called Gary Glitter a #wrongun and a #diddlediddler and said that the unverified account w...
Controversial Glam Rock pop singer Gary Glitter outraged many English Christians today by declaring that he was in love with euthanasia and wished that it was legal in Finland. Soon after making that statement a large crowd of English Christian a...
Minnesota - Wannabe Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was showered with 'gay' glitter during a barnstorming book signing session today. Gingrich and his wife Callista (Flockheart? Nah! That's Harrison Ford's little bundle of bulimia.
As the now nationwide arguments rage on in schools as to whether boys should wear long trousers, shorts or skirts, well known former pop singer Gary Glitter has thrown his weight - and there is now a fair bit of that - into the affair. For those u...
Ski Sources can exclusively reveal today that Gary Glitter is the latest bookie's favourite to succeed Houligan at brummy-based outfit, Aston Vanilla. Flop Houligan, has been exposed to the media recently and controversy occurred after a training...
Rumours just in seem to suggest that George Michael, the former Wham! singer and alleged out of control weed gardener has been sentenced by the Court Of Star Chamber to an additional ten years on top of his existing sentence. After rumours (unfoun...
After years of following a career as a "dirty old man" Gary Glitter has seen the light at last and become a born again "sheep-shagger"! Hounded by the press and banned from many countries after pursuing his ex-love, female children in Asian countr...
In an attempt to rebuild his public image, notorious paedophile Gary Glitter, real name Paul Francis Gadd, wants to join The Church of Scientology. Glitter, has been intrested in the wacky alien based religion for a while and has been reading ab...
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