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Funny story: Dr. Quigley Answers Gentlemen's Health Questions

Dr. Quigley Answers Gentlemen's Health Questions

Dear Dr Quigley I suffer from recurrent migraines, but my GP always wants me to give a sample of semen whenever I see her, and she insists on helping me. Is this right? S. Perm-Donor, Balham. Lots of patients would love such personal service from their GP. It sounds like she is using the ancient Chinese practice of acuwankture to relieve your headaches and I am sure you feel much better afterw...

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Funny story: Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Some use their fingers. Some try with their tongues. Some even research it online. However, some men still struggle to find their girlfriend's clitoris. Although one Michigan-man recently took his clit-reconnaissance efforts to a-whole-other...

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Funny story: Obese Man Uses GPS To Find His Penis

Obese Man Uses GPS To Find His Penis

In a medical and technological first, doctors at Bueller University Hospital have implanted a GPS signaling device in the head of the penis of a severely obese man. The surgery was performed earlier this week. The man's name is being withheld in ord...

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Funny story: Woman Says Google Tried To Kill Her

Woman Says Google Tried To Kill Her

A California woman who says she was injured by a motorist while following an online walking route has filed a lawsuit claiming she was supplied unsafe directions. The woman was struck by a car as she tried to walk across what she called an "unsaf...

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Funny story: Chaos and a surprise winner at 2013 GeoCache competition

Chaos and a surprise winner at 2013 GeoCache competition

This year's International GeoCache competition was headed toward the most successful ever until the US government shutdown took out the GPS satellites, leaving a 91-year-old WWII veteran as the winner. Geocaching is a growing sport where participa...

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Funny story: SmartAss GPS gives men experience that their bitchy wives are along for the ride

SmartAss GPS gives men experience that their bitchy wives are along for the ride

HARFOLD, Vermont--Some men can't submit reports to their boss until the last minute of a deadline. Others won't turn in their tax forms until 11:55 p.m. on April 15. Similarly, many a man can't follow street directions unless they're being berated wi...

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Funny story: British Scientists Warn Of Using GPS To Find Erogenous Zone

British Scientists Warn Of Using GPS To Find Erogenous Zone

Britain's Royal Academy of Engineering warned of the danger of using GPS based satelite navigation systems to find one's own or partner's erogenous zone. "Society is becoming dangerously over reliant on GPS systems to navigate uncharted areas r...

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Funny story: New technology is on the way to produce sympathic sat nav systemsw

New technology is on the way to produce sympathic sat nav systemsw

New technology is on the way to enable computers to sense the moods of drivers. One useful application could be in sat nav systems which could use the technology to display some sympathy with a driver's state of mind and react accordingly BEFORE...

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Funny story: In-Car GPS Now Aids Navigation of Female Anatomy

In-Car GPS Now Aids Navigation of Female Anatomy

The inexperienced backseat Romeo need no longer feel alone. In newer car models, he can be assisted by the on-board navigation system. The new system will include complete cartographic coverage of the female body and feature all standard functions...

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Funny story: Nuclear submarine sent wrong way by SatNav

Nuclear submarine sent wrong way by SatNav

The worlds most advanced nuclear-powered submarine, the ironically named HMS Astute, has run aground off the coast of Scotchlandshire, the Ministry of Defence confirmed due to a perfectly working Satnav. Apparently, they typed in the postcode of a...

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Funny story: Village Chaos Thanks To Hungarian's Satnav

Village Chaos Thanks To Hungarian's Satnav

A Hungarian lorry driver brought chaos to an English village when his satellite navigation device directed him down a narrow country lane when he was looking for Budapest. He ignored weight, height and width restrictions and drove his 40-ton vehic...

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Funny story: Local man gets taken roughly up the back passage by sat-nav

Local man gets taken roughly up the back passage by sat-nav

A Local man seeking the golden beaches of Crapham Down, near Beachy Head, East Sussex, was disappointed when his GPS navigation system led him 400 miles off course, landing him instead, in the industrial northern town of Pisser Clough, near Widdop, W...

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Funny story: Dangerous royals to be fitted with GPS trackers

Dangerous royals to be fitted with GPS trackers

London - (Rotters): The dangerous wackjobs are to be fitted with loony bin-style satellite tracking devices to stop them escaping justice and reoffending. Royal Protection Racket officers want GPS ankle bracelets soldered onto desperate wannabes l...

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Funny story: Alive II - The Story of the Andy Survivors

Alive II - The Story of the Andy Survivors

Chicago, Illinois - In a region of the nation known for it's flatness, four brave yuppies dared to challenge Andy Hill, a rough hill that soars up 4,500 feet above sea level, and towers over the prosperous suburb below, on and all around it. These...

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Funny story: New GPS on International Space Station Malfunctioning

New GPS on International Space Station Malfunctioning

A Space Shuttle mission by Discovery delivered a new Global Positioning Unit to the International Space Station this week. The new GPS unit, however, is not working. Instead of placing the station 26,000 miles above the earth in orbit, the new unit...

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Funny story: Spoof writer is furious as his story becomes reality!

Spoof writer is furious as his story becomes reality!

There is as saying that "the truth is a stranger than fiction" but now it could be said that "TheSpoof.com is no stranger than reality". It can be a frightening experience when you see an idea you once had, come to life. It also makes you wonder wh...

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Funny story: Obama Makes GPS Devices Mandatory

Obama Makes GPS Devices Mandatory

(United States of America) President Barack Obama announced today that part of his national crime fighting efforts will involve outfitting every vehicle in the country with Global Positioning System (GPS) devices to track motorists wherever they may...

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