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Funny story: Due To The Skyrocketing Price of Gasoline, Lots of Americans Are Selling Their Cars and Buying Horse and Buggy Teams

Due To The Skyrocketing Price of Gasoline, Lots of Americans Are Selling Their Cars and Buying Horse and Buggy Teams

QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania - (Satire News) - With the price of gasoline hitting an astounding $8 a gallon in California, and $7 a gallon in Connecticut, many middle class and poor families are selling their automobiles and resorting to horse and buggi…

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Funny story: Most Airlines Cancel Hundreds of Flights Due To A Shortage of Fuel, Pretzels, and Pilots

Most Airlines Cancel Hundreds of Flights Due To A Shortage of Fuel, Pretzels, and Pilots

DALLAS - (Satire News) - The airline industry is having fits as the amount of passengers has fallen by 43.7% in just the past week. A spokesperson for the industry, Wanda "Jet Lag" Sippatinski, 58, said that as a result Delta has had to cancel mos…

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Funny story: English car drivers race to Scotland to fill up their tanks with Scotch Whisky, but whisky distillers are demanding 35% tariffs on their booze!

English car drivers race to Scotland to fill up their tanks with Scotch Whisky, but whisky distillers are demanding 35% tariffs on their booze!

After dispatching his subordinate ministers to explain on English TV why there are massive fuel shortages, Boris Johnson, has now run out of excuses, and instead of continually blaming the outside world, and EU, for the misery he caused, has come up…

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Funny story: Manchester Airport fuel crisis causes Motorway Misery

Manchester Airport fuel crisis causes Motorway Misery

The disruption to the fuel pipeline between Ellesmere Port and Manchester Airport has led to massive delays at the terminal, but there has been an unexpected knock on effect as the M56 has clogged up with aircraft heading for a nearby service station...

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Funny story: Come into the garden Maude (with apologies to Alfred, Lord Tennyson)

Come into the garden Maude (with apologies to Alfred, Lord Tennyson)

Come into the garden, Francis Maude For my Jerry (Mc)Cann of unleaded is blown Come into the garden, Maude, I'm left here smouldering all alone (That damn Woodbine sticking out of my mouth Seeds of unintended arson hath sown...) I lit up in a cloud of dawntide mists With the planet of Love on high Now I realise I musta been pisst When a bolt of lightning struck from the sky All nigh...

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