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Funny story: Hamster Ate My Freddie Starr

Hamster Ate My Freddie Starr

A fan of the late comedian Freddie Starr has claimed that her pet hamster, Vince, ate her rare Freddie Starr action figure after escaping from his cage at her home in Birchwood, Cheshire. Distraught Lisa Salton told friends that Vince had gnawed h…

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Funny story: Jimmy Saville Ate My Hamster - Peers Morgan

Jimmy Saville Ate My Hamster - Peers Morgan

General all - purpose monster Jimmy Saville was allegedly so evil that he would regularly eat Peers Morgan's Hamster alive. The famous 1990s red top tabloid headline was thought to be about someone else but it was revealed this morning by sources...

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Funny story: The Diary of a Shit (Being the desultory ramblings, musings and observations of one, Quentin Muffin)

The Diary of a Shit (Being the desultory ramblings, musings and observations of one, Quentin Muffin)

And so it has come to pass that Freddie (the fallen) Starr has felt the long reaching grip of the law upon his nape. Certainly, Mr. Starr has put himself through the mill recently; even appearing on breakfast television and placing himself before those great upholders of moral rectitude; Schofield and Willoughby. Hasn't the man suffered enough? How easy it must seem to him now, as he f...

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Funny story: Theresa May To Replace Freddie Starr In 'I'm A Celeb - Get Me Out Of Here!'

Theresa May To Replace Freddie Starr In 'I'm A Celeb - Get Me Out Of Here!'

Just in - like a man with a button mushroom penis - the ent and goss rumour mill is insistent that Home Secretary, Theresa May, is to fly out to join Ant and Dec in the jungle as a hurried replacement for allergy challenged, short arsed, pot-bellied,...

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Funny story: "Freddie Starr Ate My Hacker"

"Freddie Starr Ate My Hacker"

A News of the World sub-editor has made an official complaint to the police that one of his phone hackers is missing. He asked the junior staff member to hack into Freddie Starr's phone last week, but when that didn't work he told the hacker to go ro...

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Funny story: Freddie Starr Ate My Ham Sandwich

Freddie Starr Ate My Ham Sandwich

Police were called to the home of former 'comedian' Freddie Starr last night, after a diner at a Manchester delicatessen alleged that Mr Starr sat down uninvited at his table and stole his meal. Reg Bogg, 38, had gone to The Grease Ball Cafe in Le...

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Funny story: Freddie Starr's Hamster Ate Mine, Says Neighbour

Freddie Starr's Hamster Ate Mine, Says Neighbour

RSPCA inspectors were called in to an emergency this week, when a man living next-door to ex-comedian Freddie Starr claimed his hamster had been eaten by one belonging to the faded comic. Hubert Umbro, 79, told the pet-lovers that he had allowed h...

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Funny story: Freddie Starr Eaten By Hamster

Freddie Starr Eaten By Hamster

Freddie Starr, the 'comedian' who was once reported by the Sun newspaper to have eaten a hamster, has, himself, become the unfortunate victim of one of the playful rodents, it has been rumoured. Starr was sitting in the back garden of his home in...

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Funny story: Hamster ate my Freddie Starr

Hamster ate my Freddie Starr

Liverpool UK: In a bizarre twist of fate, Liverpool comedian Freddie Starr was eaten by a hamster. Donna Starr, currently employed as a zookeeper at Chester Zoo, revealed her sad loss. "I had taken my pet hamster to the zoo last week to have an...

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Funny story: Life Imitating Art

Life Imitating Art

In a sensational real-life twist on the famous eighties headline The Spoof can report: "My Hamster ate Freddie Starr"...

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