BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo recently sat down with Goombalini crime family boss Salvatore Goombalini at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Brooklyn. The two, who go way back to the days of the infamous Big Apple…
SAN DIEGO, California – (Satire News) – After 19 seasons, the executives at American Idol have admitted that they are running out of songs for the wannabe contestants to choose from. Pico de Gallo, with Tittle Tattle Tonight, spoke with host Ryan…
Dear Sir, this crisis has had some good results. One is that we are going back to many of the old ways, with not being able to go out and the supermarket shelves emptied of toilet rolls and suppositories. My husband has gone back to not wiping...
A music enthusiast from Hull in East Yorkshire, who just cannot seem to stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs from the 1940s and 1950s, has been diagnosed by doctors at Hull Royal Infirmary as suffering from a new strain of the Coronavirus...
BILLINGSGATE POST: It was right out of Guys and Dolls. Nathan Detroit was Frank Sinatra, and Frank Sinatra was Nathan Detroit. This was in 1955, when girls were broads because they didn’t know no different. They smoked cigarettes, wore pink dresses…
BILLINGSGATE POST: This morning, despite admitting previously that he was one of the folks in the yearbook depicting a Black Face and a hooded Klansman, Virginia Governor Ralph Northam now denies he was in the picture. With everyone from Nancy Pe...
A janitor at the famous Caesar's Palace Las Vegas claimed he not only saw Frank Sinatra the famous singer in a dressing room he was cleaning but had a long conversation with his ghost. A reporter from Follywood Fortnightly, LA's most prestigious variety magazine was invited to meet with the janitor. The janitor took the reporter to Frank's old dressing room and shouted; "Frank!" Out of an...
Actress Mia Farrow has told reporters that her son may not be the offspring of her former husband Woody Allen but belong to first husband, Frank Sinatra. "I'm pretty sure he belongs to my first husband, Old Blue Eyes, not Old Balloon Eyes", she wa...
A green light was signaled earlier today, clearing the way for the House and Senate to take a vote on the controversial suspicion of whether or not Frank Sinatra is or isn't the father of Mia Farrow's son, Ronan, born while she was the inamorata of f...
ON THE ROAD TO PALOOKAVILLE- The New England Patriots hit the road again this weekend, Jack, and they may come back to Foxboro no more like an undefeated team. Week after week they have defied the odds and the oddsmakers. Some of their luck is owe...
Get ready Nancy Grace. Stephen Hawking just predicted the imminent extinction of the human race in a religious nuclear World War III unless we colonize space or travel in time and all of us are fixated on Natalie Wood's death on Thanksgiving weekend...
HOLLYWOOD - The result of The America's Got Talent Final was truly a storybook ending as Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., a man who used to wash cars for a living in his hometown of Logan, West Virginia, was named the winner of this season's talent show.
HOLLYWOOD - Nick "The Candlestick" Cannon could not believe what he had just heard and neither could any of the America's Got Talent studio audience or the three judges. Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne, and Piers Morgan had all just heard Landau Eug...
Edith Piaf's Non, Je Ne Regret Rien has been the most popular song down the years for castaways on BBC radio's Desert Island Discs. The second favourite is Frank Sinatra's My Way. A BBC insider said: "It just goes to show the type of self-centr...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today proudly announced that he was to auction Frank Sinatra's pork pie hat on a well known internet auction site - which E-bay or E-Bay dot disclose, depending on whether he has a cold or dot. But within minutes of t...
London - Madonna re-announced her divorce today, citing the lack of publicity from her latest album forcing her to take action. She also announced her immediate engagement to the dwarf actor who played Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies. "He's so...
In continuation of a popular hip-hop trend, ghetto kids made good Ice-T and Coolio are planning a download-only project track which will marry the King of Rock and Roll with Ol' Blue Eyes himself Frank Sinatra. In an exclusive phone interview fr...
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