Rupert Murdoch, like all millionaires and billionaires, hates losing money. But times are always a-changin'. Rupert got successfully sued – something he thought he'd never see in his ancient lifetime – and it scared him into thinking that even ric…
Oxnard Buttons, a retired maintenance worker for a defunct decoy factory, was found dead outside his house earlier this month by his neighbor Karl Onz, also retired, profession unknown. “I know why he did it,” Karl claimed to local authorities, wh...
Los Angeles, California - Firefly, produced by Joss Whedon, first aired on Fox in the September of 2002, and is wildly regarded by many to be one of the greatest Science Fiction television shows ever created, earning rank #5 in TV Guide's 2013 list o...
The conservative news agency FOX News has been found to be riddled with subversives, anarchic souls whose unwholesome lifestyles do not conform to FOX's strict right leaning policies. Even more surprising, some of these cancerous maladies that weaken...
Noted astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson has come to terms with producers to star in a new television series on Fox. Co-starring with Tyson are Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon, former stars of the hit series Sex in the City, upon which the new...
NEW YORK CITY - The Seattle Seahawks organization was a bit tight-lipped as to why their cornerback with the horrible attitude Richard Sherman left Super Bowl 48 in the third quarter. Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti said that it...
Several television networks are telling A&E Network that if they decide to drop the Duck Dynasty show, they are willing to pick it up. They might even get into a bidding war. One story out is that Merrill Sport, owner of the Christian-affi...
HOLLYWOOD - Kris Jenner AKA Mama Kardashian is absoltuely devastated at the news that her brand new show Kris has been cancelled by the FOX Network after only six weeks. An inside source at the fair and balanced network, who did not want his fair...
NEW YORK CITY - In a move that top executives said should have been done years ago, Fox Television has decided to move into the educational realm of cartoon shows. Television Director of Cartooning Panola "Kitty" Frinkfoyer, 43, has issued a direc...
Citizens of the United States from both sides of the political line feel like there is a lot riding on today's presidential election but News Corporation owner Rupert Murdoch felt it necessary to up the ante in a press conference he held this morning...
At the offices of second tier reality-show broadcaster FOX, ratings wins like 'From Rigor Mortis To Burial: The Whitney Houston Funeral' and longevity milestones like the 500th episode of 'The Simpsons' are paving the way to a revamped Sunday line up...
ATLANTA - Turner Network Television which televises many of the NBA's basketball games has just announced their new re-adjusted television schedule. A spokesperson for TNT, Winston Twickenbuck, spoke with Achtung Zumwalt of TV ClickerWorld and inf...
US TV network Fox has said all future seasons of 'The Simpsons' will be produced in black and white after admitting it the current economic climate meant it could no longer afford to add colour to the long-running comedy. In a statement, it said a...
NEW YORK CITY - Wendi Deng, the 42-year-old trophy wife of FOX mogul Rupert Murdoch, 80, has agreed to star in a reality show on her husband's network. The show is titled The Adventures of Leaping Dragon Lady and it will follow Wendi as she trave...
Having been dumped from the judging panel of X-Factor USA because of her accent, Cheryl Cole has instructed her legal team to pursue litigation against the Fox TV network. Any case will hinge on whether it can be proven that Geordie can be classed...
Mel Gibson has reportedly recovered from losing his last movie deal, a sequel to a movie where was the star no less, and has been reduced to pitching project ideas to cable television networks. This morning, The Fox Network announced that Gibson wou...
The Philadelphia Eagles defeated the Atlanta Falcons today, 31-17, snapping Atlanta's four game winning streak. Not that anyone in New Jersey got to watch it. Indeed, more than three million television viewers in New York and New Jersey missed...
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