Sure he's dead, but that didn't stop him from appearing before a huge crowd in Times Square yesterday to complain about the Treasury Department's plans to boot him from the front of the $10 bill. "It's an outrage," he told the crowd, continuing, "...
"The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex." 19th Amendment to the Constitution, ratified, 1920 We hold these truths to be self evident-- That all men are created equally Except for political expediency Where slaves are three-fifths property. These truths we're told are quite self evident: Th...
WASHINGTON, D.C.-Several of the Founding Fathers, reanimated through a procedure innovated by Benjamin Franklin, showed up at the Faith and Freedom Coalition Conference to give the audience a piece of their mind (or what was left of it, which was sti...
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