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Funny story: Fortune Teller Was Talking Shit

Fortune Teller Was Talking Shit

A man whose wife took him along with her when she went to see a local fortune teller, has told of how the latter totally conned his wife into believing all kinds of bullshit, based on 'evidence' unearthed by several severely questionable means. Mo...

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Funny story: Horoscope Was Wrong

Horoscope Was Wrong

A man who had nothing better to do than waste time flicking through the pages of a newspaper, read what turned out to be an incorrect and, indeed, misleading horoscope yesterday afternoon. Moys Kenwood, 56, was immersed in the day-to-day tittle-ta...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Breaks Silence

Michael Jackson Breaks Silence

In a tiny, aging building along a busy Mesa, Arizona street, local fortune teller Madam Lisbane finishes a palm reading for one of her regular customers. She tells her that the coming equinox will create unimaginable havoc in her life, and that she m...

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Funny story: New Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting

New Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting

New Orleans, L.A. - Proving you can do just about anything on your cellphone these days, Big Mama Juju, as she is known in her native New Orleans, is the very first person to get arrested in the U.S. for HEXTING. You see, Big Mama Juju has enjoyed a...

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Funny story: NASA Addresses The Rumor That It Has A Fortune Teller On Their Payroll

NASA Addresses The Rumor That It Has A Fortune Teller On Their Payroll

HOUSTON - NASA is having to explain to the American public exactly why it is that they felt they needed to have a fortune teller on their payroll. The story broke after American Spotlight Magazine did an investigatory piece on the fuel used to pow...

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Funny story: Pyschics Say Soothsaying Laws Don't Say What they Should Say

Pyschics Say Soothsaying Laws Don't Say What they Should Say

In light of recent fraud cases revolving around fortune-telling laws in New York and Florida, psychics are speaking out. The legal system is going after people that seemingly take advantage of vulnerable victims. "Oh," states psychic Yuri Sukka,...

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